Ah, dem wuz the days!


(Karno and I go waaaaayyyy back and occasionally exchanged zaps in Centaurs Gatherum (or some other space like that.) I am one of the most G-rated-est and straightesty-straight people you'll ever meet (I have women friends but would never consider sex with a woman because, frankly, females smell bad to me (estrogen is a repulsive-stinky smell which is why I'm such a fan of frequent baths. Testosterone, on the other hand, is yummy!))

So I zapped Secret Squirrel one time to turn him female, and it just didn't work out the way I wanted. Nope, not at all.

And "Dang" was actually the original name of K'has the Centaur (he was one of three brothers, Drat, Darn, and Dang.)



(no, I have no idea why FA arbitrarily rotated this)






....and now, as Paul Harvey said, you know the rest of the story.