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A fun little gift for http://deviantart.com/jackchickengravy featuring my OC Captain Frying Pan saving a day for Hazel Husky and her son Hermie and Bonnie Rabbit and her little brother Arnold. From his web comic Frostbitten https://frostbitten.thecomicstrip.org/
Story:
(Theme song parody: Guess which show this is a parody of)
Singer: It started when an food trucker did what he did.
He saved and Alien Queen with a cosmic gem and secrets that she hid.
It got stuck in his frying pan
and now he's not an ordinary man.
He's Captain Frying Pan. (Captain Frying Pan)
So if you see him you're in for a big surprise.
He'll use his superpowers before your very eyes.
He's funny, fat...
Captain Frying Pan: HEY!
Singer: But smart and strong
and fights villains of every size.
He's Captain Frying Pan.
All new powers he's on the case.
Fighting all evil from earth or space.
He's an everyday man.
Who does what he can.
He's Captain Frying Pan!
Let's hear it for the Captain.
Captain Frying Pan!
(Theme song ends)
Narrator: We find our hero in Heartfelt City on a blazing hot summer day as he is facing his biggest and most grueling mission yet.
Captain Frying Pan: (Straining) Must...turn...on...water...must...cool...off...must...fix...sprinklers!
He was doing an odd job of fixing the sprinkler system for the park as he strains on a wretch to fix one of the pipes.
Captain Frying Pan: Whew! There finish! You think with the cosmic gem giving me superpowers from my frying pan my super strength would stay with me when it's not in use but nooo! For some reason my powers come and go! Oh well at least I got this done for I am not only Captain but I'm also the original Mr. Fix-It! Now to turn this baby on!
Not knowing but a group of bank robbers just robbed an armor car and was making their way through the park when Captain Frying Pan turned on the sprinklers, however he didn't do a good job and instead of sprinkling the sprinkler system just gushed out a powerful force of water knocking the crooks down, just enough for the police to caught up with them and arrest them. They look and saw the Captain desperately trying to fix the sprinklers as he battles the gushing water squirting him in the face.
Captain Frying Pan: HEY! STOP! (Spits out water) CUT IT OUT! THAT DID IT!
He grabbed the pipes and tied a knot in it to stop the water.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay...so my super strength comes and goes at the right moment sometimes. Well it's the not the prettiest work.
Police: Hey thanks for catching the robbers. (To the robbers) Come on you guys off to jail with you all.
Captain Frying Pan: I did what now?
Suddenly he got a call on his phone. He answers it and it was his superheroine friend The American Skunkette.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey Skunkette how's it going? How is our favorite American Theme Super Skunk doing?
American Skunkette: I wish that this was a pleasent call but I calling on you because I need you to check up on something. We are getting strange reports in a snowy northern mountain area where there unusual sorce of heat emitting in that area causing the snows the melt rapidly.
Captain Frying Pan: Must be that darn climate change that's been going on.
American Skunkette: That's just it, this it not natural cause from either global warming or climate change. It's wreaking havoc on the environment and the locals are suffering. I go there but I'm needed for a mission on a space station.
Captain Frying Pan: What's the problem on the space station?
American Skunkette: Oh you know the usual they found and alien egg, it hatched, it started hugging people's faces and spitting acid you know the drill. Please go check out the heat wave.
Captain Frying Pan: I'm suffering from the heat over here already I'm in no condition to go...
American Skunkette: There's a new ice cream factory that makes your favorite flavor ice cream sandwiches!
Captain Frying Pan: GASP! The chocolate chip green mint ice cream sandwiches?! I'M ON MY WAY!
Soon Captain Frying Pan was flying towards his destination to find the source of the strange heatwave.
Captain Frying Pan: Let see I should be getting close. I'll check out my location on my new GPMS machine. Okay GPMS Machine where do I go?
GPMS Machine: Go north where do you think? Just keep going north you idiot.
Captain Frying Pan: I'm sorry!
GPMS Machine: OK CAN EVERYONE JUST CHILL AND GIVE ME A MINUTE I MEAN GAWD! (starts crying) EVERYONE IS...ALWAYS YELLING AT ME WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS!
Captain Frying Pan: I'll just turing you off and give you a moment. (Turns off the machine) Sheesh she was so much nicer in the store. Let see according to the map I should be near the mountains in just a few se....AWW! (Crashes into a mountain)
He crashes into a mountain peak and then starts rolling down the slopes gathering snow like a big snowball. He kept on rolling until he hits a forest of trees and crashes into a tall oak tree freeing him from the snow.
Captain Frying Pan: (Slurring) Jingle bells...jingle bells...jingling all...they...way...OY! (Shakes to his senses) Well I'm here. Hmm...looks like this place has plenty of snow. Nice and cool even for summertime. I guess her readings must be wrong it doesn't seem to be...
Just as soon as he emerges from the other side of the forest the suddenly blast of heat hit him with force that he started panting and sweating.
Captain Frying Pan: OH MOMMA THIS IS HOT!
He sees that where the snow ends at the forest it was hot and dry on the other side. Even the water around the beach was super warm, he sees some of the locals are suffering. Over yonder he sees an Ice Cream Factory called "Mr. Cream's Ice Cream Co" where they make some of his favorite frozen desserts and frozen dinners.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! Mr. Cream's Ice Cream my favorite ice cream are made here.
Woman's voice: It just been built over a month ago.
He turns around to see a white husky woman named Hazel with her son Hermie and his friend Arnold a rabbit and Arnold's big sister Bonnie.
Captain Frying Pan: I wonder why they built an ice cream factory here?
Hermie: You might want to ask him!
Stepping out of the factory is a dapper looking human man with sleek white hair holding a cane with a poodle woman dressed as a flashy showgirl holding onto his arm.
Mr. Cream: Hello everyone how is everyone doing in tis heat wave? Anyone up for some ice cream? Only $40!
Captain Frying Pan: Isn't that too much for a carton of ice cream?
Poodle lady: No That's how much he charges for an ice cream cone, single scoop.
Captain Frying Pan: What? I don't know what's higher the heat or the prices?
Arnold: I don't care I need something cold this heat has been murder. Some of our cousins had to shave their furs off to cool off.
Hermie: And a lot of our friends moved out to escape the heat.
Hazel: (Sighs Sadly) It's getting too much for us. It hasn't been this bad in ages but a month of this heat...
Mr. Cream: Well dear friends what can I say? Mother Nature works in strange ways but sometimes she does help business. To think I built one of my factories here because it was a perfect location to store my ice cream. But however now it's a perfect location to sell my wares. Now folks if you want some ice cream you know where to find me. Come along doll.
As Mr. Cream and his escort goes into his limo and drove off, Captain Frying Pan goes around exploring the area.
Captain Frying Pan: Captain Frying Pan on his guard ready to find any clues, any hints, any signs of this unexplainable heat...but first I need something to drink!
Suddenly Bonnie the rabbit showed up holding a glass of lemonade.
Bonnie: You poor man you look liked you were suffering from the heat so I made some lemonade for everyone.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey thanks lady. This is just what I need to wet my whistle.
Just as soon as he was about to tip the glass to drink a burst of flames appeared and burnt the lemonade into ashes and it landed in the Captains's mouth.
Captain Frying Pan: (Raspy voice) Bit dryer than expected...what?
He saw the source of the flames it came from a giant dark red armored man with a built in flamethrower for one hand and the other is a giant clamp claw and his stomach, mouth and head was sprouting fire like a dragon.
Captain Frying Pan: Who or what are you?
Villain: I am the Furnace master of the heat king of fire lord of the flames. You Captain Frying Pan are going to live up the frying part of your name if you don't leave well enough alone.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh yeah? Well you don't scare me for I am Captain Frying Pan faster than two-minute microwavable popcorn bag, stronger than an industrial safe for the colonel's chicken recipes, champion of Heartfelt City's food eating contests five straight years in a row! I fight for truth, justice and the fried fast-food way of life! TRA-LA-LA!
Just as he was finished with his catchphrase the Furnace blasted a huge amount of flames on Captain Frying Pan leaving him scorched and burnt.
Captain Frying Pan: (Deep voice) OUCH! (Passes out)
Furnace: Let that be a warning. I'll be back and if you're not gone by sundown this place is going to burn.
Captain Frying Pan: Isn't it burning enough as it is?
The Furnace's shoes then turned into jet boots and rocketed him into the sky and flew away.
Moments later Hazel and Bonnie both helped Captain Frying Pan by applying some healing cream.
Hermie: Gosh Captain Frying Pan are you all right?
Captain Frying Pan: I'm okay sport! It's just a little...80 degrees burn....nothing that a little water, burn cream and peeling some dead skin off won't cure. Where did that flame face creep came from?
Hazel: We never seen him around here before. But I'm scared of what he might do if he gets back.
Captain Frying Pan: You let me worry about him. I'm not running away he only caught me off guard. I'll face him at the beach at least I'll be near some water! You folks stay at homes where it's safe!
Arnold: Are you nuts?! That guy is twice your size and ten times your weight!
Captain Frying Pan: Listen kid I...oh you really think he's fatter than me? Finally I'm the fattest guy in the area anymore!
Bonnie: Yeah, the husky mom is the only fattest woman around here!
Hazel: HEY!
Bonnie: What? That's what's Arnold said!
Arnold: SIS!
Soon the Captain starts exploring the area around the trees.
Captain Frying Pan: (Panting hard) This...this heat is starting to feel more and more hotter the closer I get to the trees. It's crazy one area of the forest still has lots of snow but yet around here the snow's melting and it dry and bare here except...the trees here seems to be very healthy.
Just as he touched one of the trees his hand felt a burning sensation
Captain Frying Pan: YEOW! HOT-HOT-HOT VERY HOT!
He rushed to the waters and stuck his hand into it cooling it off.
Captain Frying Pan: Whew! What the heck was that about? Burning trees? Wait!
He took his magic frying pan and bang the tree making it clang.
Captain Frying Pan: Metal trees? Wait a minute! These trees are fake!
He tore off the bark to reveal it is metal, the trees are revealed as giant heating metal rods.
Captain Frying Pan: So that's it! Someone planted these fake trees to emit ridiculous amount of heat. That's why only some areas are cold and some are not. But who made these? Hmm? What's this label? "Mr. Cream's heating and cooling units"? Wait! I thought he only made like freezers for his ice creams...this heat wave started when he built his ice cream factory. That Furnace guy didn't show up until I did...they are both connected somehow. I have a clue but...I think I need one evidence.
Suddenly he hears screaming as he sees fires appearing around the forest.
Captain Frying Pan: YIKES! THE NICE ANIMALS! I GOTTA SAVE THEM!
He flew to the rescue and saw the Furnace standing on top of an Mr. Cream's Ice Cream Truck blasting fire balls after fire balls making walls of flame trapping Hazel, Bonnie, Hermie and Arnold while many of the folks makes their escapes.
Captain Frying Pan: The Furnace on a Mr. Creams ice cream truck now I know who it is. But first...HEY KOOL-AID MAN REJECT OVER HERE!
He caught the attention of the Furnace.
Furnace: So you failed to heed my warning. I told you I burn this place down and now I will starting with these fuzzballs.
Captain Frying Pan: You big fat wuss you don't have the guts to hit me with one of those fireballs.
Furnace: You want a fight? Very well! FEEL THE HEAT!
The Furnace fires a fireball at Captain Frying Pan but he took his magic frying pan and using it's cosmic gem he blocked the fireball and turned it into a ice cream sandwich.
Captain Frying Pan: Now this is what I need. (Eats the ice cream sandwich) Yummy...OW! BRAIN FREEZE! BRAIN FREEEZE! MAJOR FREEZE!
(Popeye-type theme music plays in background)
Suddenly he gotten a new burst of energy and is ready to fight. He used his super speed to rescue Hazel, Hermie, Bonnie, and Arnold from the fires and place them in a safe place. Then thanks to the magical ice cream treat he ate he then developed ice breath and used it to blow out and freeze out the fire making it cool.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey I just developed ice breath. Just what I need, okay firebug it's the end of the heat wave for you!
Furnace: Now you did! When the Furnace gets mad THE FURNACE BROILS!
The Furnace aims his flamethrower at him but the Captain Frying Pan used his ice breath to freeze the flamethrower.
Furnace: NO!
Then Captain Frying Pan zooms in and punched the Furnace knocking him high in the air. Then he leaped after him pulling out his frying pan and yells out.
Captain Frying Pan: EAT PAN! HOT HEADED WEENIE OF EVIL! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
He then starts beating the Furnace making huge dents in his armor and then using his new ice breath he then freezes out the flames from his suit putting out his fire powers. Then the Captain grabbed hold of the Furnace and body slams the Furnace to the ground.
Hazel, Hermie, Bonnie, Arnold and the rest of the forest animals gather around as Captain Frying Pan pulls up the Furnace.
Furnace: (Groans in pain) You...have...put out...my...fire!
Captain Frying Pan: It's all over Furnace or should I say Mr. Cream!
He pulls off the mask to reveal that it really is Mr. Cream, then he pulled apart the robot suit to reveal Mr. Cream in his business suit.
Hazel: Mr. Cream is the Furnace?
Captain Frying Pan: And the heatwave! He created some fake heating rods to look like trees to generate lots of heat which is why there is only snow in some areas. It turns out that he is a master of not only making freezing and cooling units for his ice cream factory's but he can make heating units as well. I'll bet you also created this fancy robot suit that is like a walking Furnace to scare anyone off if they get too close to the trees. Only one thing I can't understand is why?
Mr. Cream: To sell more ice cream to the locals of course. This area maybe great to store my ice cream but trying to sell it to the folks around here? They don't get sell very much where it virtually snows 24/7 almost all the time. So I came up with this idea to make my own heatwave and sell my frozen goods at a huge amount of price. Making me more rich and powerful!
Arnold: You sir are a one hundred percent greedy nut job.
Captain Frying Pan: Well I'm gonna fix the damage you've done. First by getting rid of your fake trees.
He used his super strength and speed to gather up the fake trees and then using his magic frying pan he turned them into more ice cream and ate them.
Captain Frying Pan: Uh-oh...perhaps eating all those magical ice cream at the same time...wasn't...a smart idea...BRAIN FREEZE! YEOW!
He then fires a major ice blast from his mouth and into the air creating a cooler climate and restoring the snows and the temperature back to normal state.
Soon the police arrives and took Mr. Cream AKA The Furnace away.
Mr. Cream: This isn't over! Once I get out my ice will still be the hottest things to sell in the Summer. I'll be back bringing the heat!
Captain Frying Pan: And once again the weenies of evil have been cooked and served in a bun called Justice! (Gets covered by snow)
Soon Captain Frying Pan is with Hazel, Hermie, Bonnie and Arnold as they enjoy sipping some hot coco's and having some bowl of hot soup. All were enjoying themselves except for the Captain whom is in the guest bed after developing a cold from the snow.
Hazel: We can't thank you enough for saving us. But I'm afraid you'll have to stay with us until your cold is gone.
Captain Frying Pan: Ugh...stupid slow healing factor. One day cosmic gem I'll learn how to use your powers properly...ACHOO! Ugh!
The End.
Hazel, Hermie, Arnold and Bonnie by jackchickengravy
Characters, artwork and story by me
Story:
(Theme song parody: Guess which show this is a parody of)
Singer: It started when an food trucker did what he did.
He saved and Alien Queen with a cosmic gem and secrets that she hid.
It got stuck in his frying pan
and now he's not an ordinary man.
He's Captain Frying Pan. (Captain Frying Pan)
So if you see him you're in for a big surprise.
He'll use his superpowers before your very eyes.
He's funny, fat...
Captain Frying Pan: HEY!
Singer: But smart and strong
and fights villains of every size.
He's Captain Frying Pan.
All new powers he's on the case.
Fighting all evil from earth or space.
He's an everyday man.
Who does what he can.
He's Captain Frying Pan!
Let's hear it for the Captain.
Captain Frying Pan!
(Theme song ends)
Narrator: We find our hero in Heartfelt City on a blazing hot summer day as he is facing his biggest and most grueling mission yet.
Captain Frying Pan: (Straining) Must...turn...on...water...must...cool...off...must...fix...sprinklers!
He was doing an odd job of fixing the sprinkler system for the park as he strains on a wretch to fix one of the pipes.
Captain Frying Pan: Whew! There finish! You think with the cosmic gem giving me superpowers from my frying pan my super strength would stay with me when it's not in use but nooo! For some reason my powers come and go! Oh well at least I got this done for I am not only Captain but I'm also the original Mr. Fix-It! Now to turn this baby on!
Not knowing but a group of bank robbers just robbed an armor car and was making their way through the park when Captain Frying Pan turned on the sprinklers, however he didn't do a good job and instead of sprinkling the sprinkler system just gushed out a powerful force of water knocking the crooks down, just enough for the police to caught up with them and arrest them. They look and saw the Captain desperately trying to fix the sprinklers as he battles the gushing water squirting him in the face.
Captain Frying Pan: HEY! STOP! (Spits out water) CUT IT OUT! THAT DID IT!
He grabbed the pipes and tied a knot in it to stop the water.
Captain Frying Pan: Okay...so my super strength comes and goes at the right moment sometimes. Well it's the not the prettiest work.
Police: Hey thanks for catching the robbers. (To the robbers) Come on you guys off to jail with you all.
Captain Frying Pan: I did what now?
Suddenly he got a call on his phone. He answers it and it was his superheroine friend The American Skunkette.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey Skunkette how's it going? How is our favorite American Theme Super Skunk doing?
American Skunkette: I wish that this was a pleasent call but I calling on you because I need you to check up on something. We are getting strange reports in a snowy northern mountain area where there unusual sorce of heat emitting in that area causing the snows the melt rapidly.
Captain Frying Pan: Must be that darn climate change that's been going on.
American Skunkette: That's just it, this it not natural cause from either global warming or climate change. It's wreaking havoc on the environment and the locals are suffering. I go there but I'm needed for a mission on a space station.
Captain Frying Pan: What's the problem on the space station?
American Skunkette: Oh you know the usual they found and alien egg, it hatched, it started hugging people's faces and spitting acid you know the drill. Please go check out the heat wave.
Captain Frying Pan: I'm suffering from the heat over here already I'm in no condition to go...
American Skunkette: There's a new ice cream factory that makes your favorite flavor ice cream sandwiches!
Captain Frying Pan: GASP! The chocolate chip green mint ice cream sandwiches?! I'M ON MY WAY!
Soon Captain Frying Pan was flying towards his destination to find the source of the strange heatwave.
Captain Frying Pan: Let see I should be getting close. I'll check out my location on my new GPMS machine. Okay GPMS Machine where do I go?
GPMS Machine: Go north where do you think? Just keep going north you idiot.
Captain Frying Pan: I'm sorry!
GPMS Machine: OK CAN EVERYONE JUST CHILL AND GIVE ME A MINUTE I MEAN GAWD! (starts crying) EVERYONE IS...ALWAYS YELLING AT ME WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS!
Captain Frying Pan: I'll just turing you off and give you a moment. (Turns off the machine) Sheesh she was so much nicer in the store. Let see according to the map I should be near the mountains in just a few se....AWW! (Crashes into a mountain)
He crashes into a mountain peak and then starts rolling down the slopes gathering snow like a big snowball. He kept on rolling until he hits a forest of trees and crashes into a tall oak tree freeing him from the snow.
Captain Frying Pan: (Slurring) Jingle bells...jingle bells...jingling all...they...way...OY! (Shakes to his senses) Well I'm here. Hmm...looks like this place has plenty of snow. Nice and cool even for summertime. I guess her readings must be wrong it doesn't seem to be...
Just as soon as he emerges from the other side of the forest the suddenly blast of heat hit him with force that he started panting and sweating.
Captain Frying Pan: OH MOMMA THIS IS HOT!
He sees that where the snow ends at the forest it was hot and dry on the other side. Even the water around the beach was super warm, he sees some of the locals are suffering. Over yonder he sees an Ice Cream Factory called "Mr. Cream's Ice Cream Co" where they make some of his favorite frozen desserts and frozen dinners.
Captain Frying Pan: Wow! Mr. Cream's Ice Cream my favorite ice cream are made here.
Woman's voice: It just been built over a month ago.
He turns around to see a white husky woman named Hazel with her son Hermie and his friend Arnold a rabbit and Arnold's big sister Bonnie.
Captain Frying Pan: I wonder why they built an ice cream factory here?
Hermie: You might want to ask him!
Stepping out of the factory is a dapper looking human man with sleek white hair holding a cane with a poodle woman dressed as a flashy showgirl holding onto his arm.
Mr. Cream: Hello everyone how is everyone doing in tis heat wave? Anyone up for some ice cream? Only $40!
Captain Frying Pan: Isn't that too much for a carton of ice cream?
Poodle lady: No That's how much he charges for an ice cream cone, single scoop.
Captain Frying Pan: What? I don't know what's higher the heat or the prices?
Arnold: I don't care I need something cold this heat has been murder. Some of our cousins had to shave their furs off to cool off.
Hermie: And a lot of our friends moved out to escape the heat.
Hazel: (Sighs Sadly) It's getting too much for us. It hasn't been this bad in ages but a month of this heat...
Mr. Cream: Well dear friends what can I say? Mother Nature works in strange ways but sometimes she does help business. To think I built one of my factories here because it was a perfect location to store my ice cream. But however now it's a perfect location to sell my wares. Now folks if you want some ice cream you know where to find me. Come along doll.
As Mr. Cream and his escort goes into his limo and drove off, Captain Frying Pan goes around exploring the area.
Captain Frying Pan: Captain Frying Pan on his guard ready to find any clues, any hints, any signs of this unexplainable heat...but first I need something to drink!
Suddenly Bonnie the rabbit showed up holding a glass of lemonade.
Bonnie: You poor man you look liked you were suffering from the heat so I made some lemonade for everyone.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey thanks lady. This is just what I need to wet my whistle.
Just as soon as he was about to tip the glass to drink a burst of flames appeared and burnt the lemonade into ashes and it landed in the Captains's mouth.
Captain Frying Pan: (Raspy voice) Bit dryer than expected...what?
He saw the source of the flames it came from a giant dark red armored man with a built in flamethrower for one hand and the other is a giant clamp claw and his stomach, mouth and head was sprouting fire like a dragon.
Captain Frying Pan: Who or what are you?
Villain: I am the Furnace master of the heat king of fire lord of the flames. You Captain Frying Pan are going to live up the frying part of your name if you don't leave well enough alone.
Captain Frying Pan: Oh yeah? Well you don't scare me for I am Captain Frying Pan faster than two-minute microwavable popcorn bag, stronger than an industrial safe for the colonel's chicken recipes, champion of Heartfelt City's food eating contests five straight years in a row! I fight for truth, justice and the fried fast-food way of life! TRA-LA-LA!
Just as he was finished with his catchphrase the Furnace blasted a huge amount of flames on Captain Frying Pan leaving him scorched and burnt.
Captain Frying Pan: (Deep voice) OUCH! (Passes out)
Furnace: Let that be a warning. I'll be back and if you're not gone by sundown this place is going to burn.
Captain Frying Pan: Isn't it burning enough as it is?
The Furnace's shoes then turned into jet boots and rocketed him into the sky and flew away.
Moments later Hazel and Bonnie both helped Captain Frying Pan by applying some healing cream.
Hermie: Gosh Captain Frying Pan are you all right?
Captain Frying Pan: I'm okay sport! It's just a little...80 degrees burn....nothing that a little water, burn cream and peeling some dead skin off won't cure. Where did that flame face creep came from?
Hazel: We never seen him around here before. But I'm scared of what he might do if he gets back.
Captain Frying Pan: You let me worry about him. I'm not running away he only caught me off guard. I'll face him at the beach at least I'll be near some water! You folks stay at homes where it's safe!
Arnold: Are you nuts?! That guy is twice your size and ten times your weight!
Captain Frying Pan: Listen kid I...oh you really think he's fatter than me? Finally I'm the fattest guy in the area anymore!
Bonnie: Yeah, the husky mom is the only fattest woman around here!
Hazel: HEY!
Bonnie: What? That's what's Arnold said!
Arnold: SIS!
Soon the Captain starts exploring the area around the trees.
Captain Frying Pan: (Panting hard) This...this heat is starting to feel more and more hotter the closer I get to the trees. It's crazy one area of the forest still has lots of snow but yet around here the snow's melting and it dry and bare here except...the trees here seems to be very healthy.
Just as he touched one of the trees his hand felt a burning sensation
Captain Frying Pan: YEOW! HOT-HOT-HOT VERY HOT!
He rushed to the waters and stuck his hand into it cooling it off.
Captain Frying Pan: Whew! What the heck was that about? Burning trees? Wait!
He took his magic frying pan and bang the tree making it clang.
Captain Frying Pan: Metal trees? Wait a minute! These trees are fake!
He tore off the bark to reveal it is metal, the trees are revealed as giant heating metal rods.
Captain Frying Pan: So that's it! Someone planted these fake trees to emit ridiculous amount of heat. That's why only some areas are cold and some are not. But who made these? Hmm? What's this label? "Mr. Cream's heating and cooling units"? Wait! I thought he only made like freezers for his ice creams...this heat wave started when he built his ice cream factory. That Furnace guy didn't show up until I did...they are both connected somehow. I have a clue but...I think I need one evidence.
Suddenly he hears screaming as he sees fires appearing around the forest.
Captain Frying Pan: YIKES! THE NICE ANIMALS! I GOTTA SAVE THEM!
He flew to the rescue and saw the Furnace standing on top of an Mr. Cream's Ice Cream Truck blasting fire balls after fire balls making walls of flame trapping Hazel, Bonnie, Hermie and Arnold while many of the folks makes their escapes.
Captain Frying Pan: The Furnace on a Mr. Creams ice cream truck now I know who it is. But first...HEY KOOL-AID MAN REJECT OVER HERE!
He caught the attention of the Furnace.
Furnace: So you failed to heed my warning. I told you I burn this place down and now I will starting with these fuzzballs.
Captain Frying Pan: You big fat wuss you don't have the guts to hit me with one of those fireballs.
Furnace: You want a fight? Very well! FEEL THE HEAT!
The Furnace fires a fireball at Captain Frying Pan but he took his magic frying pan and using it's cosmic gem he blocked the fireball and turned it into a ice cream sandwich.
Captain Frying Pan: Now this is what I need. (Eats the ice cream sandwich) Yummy...OW! BRAIN FREEZE! BRAIN FREEEZE! MAJOR FREEZE!
(Popeye-type theme music plays in background)
Suddenly he gotten a new burst of energy and is ready to fight. He used his super speed to rescue Hazel, Hermie, Bonnie, and Arnold from the fires and place them in a safe place. Then thanks to the magical ice cream treat he ate he then developed ice breath and used it to blow out and freeze out the fire making it cool.
Captain Frying Pan: Hey I just developed ice breath. Just what I need, okay firebug it's the end of the heat wave for you!
Furnace: Now you did! When the Furnace gets mad THE FURNACE BROILS!
The Furnace aims his flamethrower at him but the Captain Frying Pan used his ice breath to freeze the flamethrower.
Furnace: NO!
Then Captain Frying Pan zooms in and punched the Furnace knocking him high in the air. Then he leaped after him pulling out his frying pan and yells out.
Captain Frying Pan: EAT PAN! HOT HEADED WEENIE OF EVIL! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
He then starts beating the Furnace making huge dents in his armor and then using his new ice breath he then freezes out the flames from his suit putting out his fire powers. Then the Captain grabbed hold of the Furnace and body slams the Furnace to the ground.
Hazel, Hermie, Bonnie, Arnold and the rest of the forest animals gather around as Captain Frying Pan pulls up the Furnace.
Furnace: (Groans in pain) You...have...put out...my...fire!
Captain Frying Pan: It's all over Furnace or should I say Mr. Cream!
He pulls off the mask to reveal that it really is Mr. Cream, then he pulled apart the robot suit to reveal Mr. Cream in his business suit.
Hazel: Mr. Cream is the Furnace?
Captain Frying Pan: And the heatwave! He created some fake heating rods to look like trees to generate lots of heat which is why there is only snow in some areas. It turns out that he is a master of not only making freezing and cooling units for his ice cream factory's but he can make heating units as well. I'll bet you also created this fancy robot suit that is like a walking Furnace to scare anyone off if they get too close to the trees. Only one thing I can't understand is why?
Mr. Cream: To sell more ice cream to the locals of course. This area maybe great to store my ice cream but trying to sell it to the folks around here? They don't get sell very much where it virtually snows 24/7 almost all the time. So I came up with this idea to make my own heatwave and sell my frozen goods at a huge amount of price. Making me more rich and powerful!
Arnold: You sir are a one hundred percent greedy nut job.
Captain Frying Pan: Well I'm gonna fix the damage you've done. First by getting rid of your fake trees.
He used his super strength and speed to gather up the fake trees and then using his magic frying pan he turned them into more ice cream and ate them.
Captain Frying Pan: Uh-oh...perhaps eating all those magical ice cream at the same time...wasn't...a smart idea...BRAIN FREEZE! YEOW!
He then fires a major ice blast from his mouth and into the air creating a cooler climate and restoring the snows and the temperature back to normal state.
Soon the police arrives and took Mr. Cream AKA The Furnace away.
Mr. Cream: This isn't over! Once I get out my ice will still be the hottest things to sell in the Summer. I'll be back bringing the heat!
Captain Frying Pan: And once again the weenies of evil have been cooked and served in a bun called Justice! (Gets covered by snow)
Soon Captain Frying Pan is with Hazel, Hermie, Bonnie and Arnold as they enjoy sipping some hot coco's and having some bowl of hot soup. All were enjoying themselves except for the Captain whom is in the guest bed after developing a cold from the snow.
Hazel: We can't thank you enough for saving us. But I'm afraid you'll have to stay with us until your cold is gone.
Captain Frying Pan: Ugh...stupid slow healing factor. One day cosmic gem I'll learn how to use your powers properly...ACHOO! Ugh!
The End.
Hazel, Hermie, Arnold and Bonnie by jackchickengravy
Characters, artwork and story by me
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