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So one day this guy named Big Johnny was at this museum in the middle of town, because that’s where all the good museums are, y’know? There was a bunch of dinosaur exhibits there today because literally what else would be at a fucking museum?
Now Big Johnny was an avid user of the internet, which means if anyone got anything wrong about anything he liked he would fly into a fucking murderous rage that would also TF him into the subject of whatever he was pissed off about, so of course this is going to get a story made out of it because I have nothing better to do with my life.
So Big Johnny was looking at an exhibit of raptors which gave the FACTUALLY TRUE depiction that Raptors had feathers and were a lot more birdlike than people give them credit for, when all of a sudden…Big Johnny heard something….he heard something bad. He heard something W R O N G.
“Moommmyyy raPTORS HAD SCALESSSSS.” A whiny ass toddler whined to his mom.
Big Johnny felt his blood beginning to boil as he slowly turned around to face that idiot. How dare that incredibly young child get something so incredibly wrong about the baseline information about a dinosaur?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!?!??!?!??!?!!
One could almost hear the psycho strings screeching in the background as Big Johnny faced that snot-nosed little brat.
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY YOU FUCKING BITCH?!?!” Big Johnny screamed, causing his face to start extending forward, skin compacting into hard scales as his teeth grew sharp and thin. His nerdy ass glasses also got knocked off in the process. Meanwhile the rest of his head began growing bright blue feathers, and his ears shrunk down into small holes.
“I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT RAPTORS A C T U A L L Y WERE COVERED IN FEATHERS AS DEMONSTRATED BY THE PRESERVED FEATHERS THAT WERE FOUND WITH MANY RAPTOR FOSSILS-“
As Big Johnny carried on with his bitchy neckbeard rant, the feathers continued spreading down his body, transitioning into a green color as they went down his torso. His body also began lurching forward as his spine’s anatomy rearranged. This fucked his whole ass outfit up and it ended up getting shredded.
Big Johnny’s rant had devolved into an incomprehensible stream of insults directed at the child, his mother, and the mainstream media for not widely sharing the obviously very integral fact that Raptors were feathered. While Big Johnny was going on his Rap God arc, his arms began to twist and contort as feathers that were much longer than the others grew all over his arms, except for his hands. There, the skin hardened into rough scales, followed by Big Johnny’s fingers stretching and sharpening into claws. His thumbs peaced out as they wanted nothing to do with this madness.
“Cristhian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well, so they wanna give me the chair
Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Hari Kari
'Cause e'ry Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary on 'em
Swearin' up and down they can spit, this shit's hilarious
It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column
We wouldn't see eye to eye with a starin' problem
Get the shaft like a steerin' column (monster)
Trigger-happy, pack heat, but it's black ink-“
While Big Johnny was spitting straight flames in front of the absolutely bewildered mother and child, his scrawny ass chicken legs started to grow longer while ballooning up with muscle, and while that was going on, more feathers started growing on his legs, stopping at his ankles which grew scales similar to his hands. Two of Big Johnny’s toes rotted away, while the remaining three grew long and deadly claws. On each foot, Big Johnny’s leftmost claws shot up and stayed that way, forming a hook of sorts.
And by this point, the dude had completely run out of things he could say to the two completely normal museum-goers who just wanted to experience a nice day out of the house, so he started channeling his inner Korn and just started making an assortment of demonic noises at them.
Big Johnny’s spine began to twitch again as it grew longer towards the back. His once useless tailbone began connecting to his spine and growing into a full-on raptor tail. Once it was at its maximum size, more fucking feathers started growing on it. These were the longest ones thus far, and once they were fully grown in, Big Johnny had a giant, magnificent fan for a tail.
And once the transformation had stopped, Big Johnny finally stopped his inane rambling to catch his breath.
“Wow mister. You’re fucked up.” The toddler stated.
“BILLY!” The kid’s mother screamed scoldingly. The kid then looked deep into the woman’s eyes, and a few seconds after, she disappeared into thin air with a cut off scream.
After that, Billy glared daggers at Big Johnny, and then Big Johnny exploded into blood.
Billy then ran for president and took over the world, where he proceeded to make it law that ‘Raptors did not have feathers’ must be taught in every school.
Category Story / Transformation
Species Dinosaur
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