Before:
"Here Mom, got you something to keep you distracted from all the stress from the hospital."
"You mean the stress that you keep presenting with your constant boxing matches? *exhales* thank you for the book I'll try it out tonight just for you. And Savannah, would you like to join us for this occasion?"
"Yes, thank you, ma'am."
after:
"Jamie, we need to talk. It's about that book you got me... You got it off that shady bookdealer in Mordin Street, didn't you. I thought I told you to stay away from that place?"
"Yeeeeeaahhh... but it was suuuper affordable, plus, it sure as heck taught you a lot of delicious recipes, right?"
"... You can't be serious, Jamie. LOOK AT YOURSELF, AT SAVANNAH, AT ME! WE'RE EVEN BIGGER THAN DOLOMITE, OR EVEN THAT POPSTAR's MOTHER! AND SHE'S A BLOODY WHALE!"
"... I'm sorry, Mom, I just- like, wanted to give you something special for once. To show you how grateful I am for you helping out with my stitches and such."
"Puh- oof- excuse me - please, ma'am! I was the one that made the suggestion to buy the book, please, forgive her!"
"... Sorry, I shouldn't have snapped like that, I know you meant well, but still, you have to exercise caution with these things."
"So... umm..."
"What is it, hun?"
"...Can we maybe have some more of those delish pies? We're kinda hungry..."
*Both Jamie and Savannah make doe eyes, while Rochelle's eye twitches with rage.*
"THAT'S IT! YOU TWO ARE GOING ON A DIET, RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"
*Both Jamie and Savannah groan disappointed*

This was done by the talented artist  Sil-Pen-Draco who did both the art and the after story.