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Fiddle-dee-dee, Cutey Shrimp is in another dilemma.
Her story comes to its tragic end, however, when she looks in a mirror and seduces herself to death.
A cautionary tale, my sexy beauties out there.
Her story comes to its tragic end, however, when she looks in a mirror and seduces herself to death.
A cautionary tale, my sexy beauties out there.
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Indeed, as do I, my friend.
You and I are the brave journalists who are striving to make the world aware of this horrible dilemma. Furries walk by pretending not to notice their shelled little brethren, struggling to just find their tiny little niche in this harsh world. Everyone else turns a blind eye to them just because if you fry 'em in butter they're pretty good.
But I say this to you furry world: what animal, when fried in butter, DOESNT taste good?
You and I are the brave journalists who are striving to make the world aware of this horrible dilemma. Furries walk by pretending not to notice their shelled little brethren, struggling to just find their tiny little niche in this harsh world. Everyone else turns a blind eye to them just because if you fry 'em in butter they're pretty good.
But I say this to you furry world: what animal, when fried in butter, DOESNT taste good?
Unfortunately, Cutey Shrimp's emotional growth was stunted from constnatly having sex and attention thrust in her face, so she doesn't even understand what love is anymore.
Poor thing. She's so defensive now that it's like she thinks you said "i wanna cage you up" and so she's all like "no don't hold me back" and runs away to not cry in her shrimp hole in her coral reef because she doesn't even have tear ducts.
Man, life sucks for shrimp.
Poor thing. She's so defensive now that it's like she thinks you said "i wanna cage you up" and so she's all like "no don't hold me back" and runs away to not cry in her shrimp hole in her coral reef because she doesn't even have tear ducts.
Man, life sucks for shrimp.
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