Money-Grubbin' Mammals | Mo and Mooch TFTG
Ed and Liz were two pretty-avid fans of Undertale, so when Undertale Yellow came out, naturally they were all over it. And as fans tend to do, they each liked one character over the others. For Ed, that was Mooch, the squirrel-like, pickpocket monster. For Liz, that was Mo, the debateably more-sane, racoon version of Spamton.
We will come back to that later, but for now, we need to focus on what these two were doing on this fine Whateverday in Wherever, Countryname.
The weather was certainly there, and the two painfully average people were walking down the streets of whatever town they lived in, casually talking about their favorite moments from UTY.
“Man, the Ceroba fight was just…beautiful.” Ed stated, taking a sip from the drink he was holding.
“Yeah true, but I like the Flowey fight more. They just took the original Omega Flowy fight and pumped it full of steroids.” Liz responded.
Ed let out a vague noise of agreeing to disagree, then threw his empty drink into a nearby garbage can without even bothering to look at it. Unsurprisingly, the can bounced right out of it.
“What the-“ Ed started. He looked towards the can, and that’s when something odd caught his eye.
No, not that the trash was completely and utterly overflowing, it was the fact that two hats laid on top of the pile, completely spotless despite the surroundings. And the hats both looked awfully familiar…
“Hold up, are those…” Liz said, picking up the blue bowler hat.
“Yeah, it looks like it…” Ed added, picking up the green, postal-worker looking hat.
“No way…who the hell would just leave these here?” Liz said, feeling out the hat with her hands.
“I guess they aren’t wanted…so that means they’re ours now.” Ed declared, proceeding to drop Mooch’s hat on his head.
Liz met this with a disgusted expression. “Dude! Ew!”
“Oh shut the fuck up, Liz, you’re over there feeling it up like you’re in a relationship with it.
Liz rolled her eyes, sighed, and then slowly set the hat on her head.
“Besides, they’re pretty clean. They probably don’t have any germs on them.” Ed shrugged. Suddenly, his skin started to feel a lot more itchy…he scratched himself a few times, and that seemed to get rid of it for now.
The same itchiness hit Liz, and she scratched as well.
“Okay are you feeling itchy all of a sudden-“ Liz asked.
Ed nodded. “Yeah…maybe we should take these off…” Ed then reached up to take the hat off, but somehow…it wouldn’t come off.
“Uh- It won’t come off!” Ed shouted, tugging at the hat furiously.
“What-?!” Liz’s level of panic began to rise and she started pulling at her own hat as well, but no dice. It was stuck to her head.
“What the fuck-?!” Liz cried out.
“Into the alleyway before people think we’re crazy!” Ed directed, immediately taking off into a nearby alleyway. Liz followed soon after. While they ducked into the alley, their bodies began to change, starting with Ed’s hair turning a vivid purple and growing to shoulder length, and Liz’s hair turning a light reddish-brown, as well as taking on a scruffier texture.
“Holy fuck- Our hair!” Ed called out.
“These colors- You don’t think we’re turning into Mooch and Mo, do you?” Liz added as the hair started growing all over her face.
“Agh-! Looks like it-!” Conversely, grey fur began to grow on Ed’s face. Unlike Liz’s growing fur, it was much shorter and smoother.
“Holy fuck! This is actually happening!” Ed squeaked. Following that, his face pushed out very slightly, forming a short muzzle, and his upper lip split in half, becoming connected to his nose, which had reformed into a button-like shape, and turned black.
Liz’s nose and lips did more of the same, though her face stretched out further, becoming a full snout. Along with that, the fur on her face gre several times thicker, allowing two fluffy tufts to stick up from her cheeks. Adding onto that, below her nose, the fur began to shift into a much lighter tone.
Ed’s hair continued to grow as well, becoming leagues thicker and frizzier. Soon, a thick strand of hair started poking out of his hat’s brim.
“Ed, how the fuck are we gonna walk around in public like this when it’s done?!” Liz panicked, looking down at her arms and hands, which were becoming thick with more fur.
“Urrgh-! I don’t know!” Ed replied. Very helpful, I know. And while he gave his absolute nothing burger of a response, his own arms became coated in a thin pelt of grey.
Each ‘human’s’ fur began to work their way down their bodies, bringing along new changes. Ed began to shrink in size and height, making his clothes several times looser, as well as taking on a more feminine structure in general. Opposite of that, Liz grew a few inches, and her body began to grow thicker on all accounts, causing her shirt to tear and the front of her pants to burst open. As one could guess, Liz’s body now looked and felt more masculine than before.
“J-Jesus Christ….” Liz murmured in fear.
Ed opened her mouth to say something useless again, but before she could do so, she was interrupted by a large, bushy squirrel tail rocketing itself out of her back end, fully pushing her pants down by now. Thankfully, there were no genitals visible, but Ed still yelped and instinctively held her arms over her crotch nonetheless.
She wouldn’t be alone in her misfortune soon enough, as an untidy raccoon tail shot out of Liz’s behind, ripping up the remainder of his pants and causing them to fall down as well.
“This is bullshit!” Ed huffed.
In the next moment, both ex-humans’ shoes began to strain and groan. Both freshly-transformed beings looked down nervously and watched as their shoes were popped right off by their growing paws. Leaving each of them with just their shirts and hats for clothing.
For Ed though, that wouldn’t last long, as her pants began to shrink down to her size and re-fasten themselves back on her legs. They also began to slowly turn into thick leather, as well as cutting a hole in themselves to allow Ed’s tail to poke through. Meanwhile her shirt turned a similar purple to her hair, and a dull-green jacket materialized out of thin air and draped itself over her. Lastly, a thick, long, green scarf appeared out of the air just like the jacket, and wrapped itself around Ed’s face.
As for Liz, his clothing wouldn’t be as generous. His shirt turned into a stark-white button-up, and a blue blazer-suit-jacket emerged and forced itself onto Liz, buttoning itself up rapidly as a red tie formed around his neck. Lastly, a pair of sunglasses jetted in from out of nowhere and zipped right onto Liz’s face, nearly causing him to fall over in the process.
“URgggh! Fuck! This is horseshit!” Liz, or rather, Mo spat, stomping his paw in anger.
“I-I’m really sorry Liz, I had no idea this would happen! I-I just thought the hats looked really cool and-“
Mo sighed, rubbing his face. “Whatever, Mooch. Now we have to figure out what the hell to do now…”
“…We could just be outlaws.” Mooch stated.
“…sigh Fuck it, why not.” Mo sighed.
“Yeah! It’ll be awesome! You can scam people and then I can just up and steal from them!” Mooch cheered.
Mo facepalmed. He still couldn’t believe this was both of their lives now.
“C’mon! We gotta go find a hideout!” Mooch giggled, running farther down the alley. Mo lagged behind some, but he still managed to keep up.
The duo of Mo and Mooch would go on to become one of the criminal duos of all time before getting arrested on 69 counts of tax evasion from their previous identities. Not even fucking TFs can save you from the IRS.
Category Story / TF / TG
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