For only a special price of ONE measly dollars I will make you an UH OH SPAGHETTI DAY safety portrait of your fursona, or you, or your mom, or you mom's D&D character! Remember the only way to protect your friends and family is to hang an authentic safety portrait of each of them above their beds on UH OH SPAGHETTI EVE.

http://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/99207-UH-OH-SPAGHETTI-DAY!-1-SAFETY-PORTRAITS!

 Armand