Inspired by an old comic I found years ago about Fox getting a dress as a "uniform" from Fara, who was in disguise. I tried to find it today, but couldn't.

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Introducing the new uniform for Corneria's most elite "mercenary" unit, Star Fox. Created in a collaboration between Phoenix Corp. and Krazoa Industries (formed by Krazoa spirits after Sauria's integration into the Lylat community), this uniform is resistant to all but the largest anti-armor bullets without losing integrity from every shot. The jewels on the uniform and new standard-issue "weapon" can hold a surprising amount of "magic" and the boots, connected to the "magic" by unknown means, are designed specifically to accept a variety of attachments and even come with small, "magic"-fueled boosters.

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This had to be one of the worst days of Fox's life. He was "volunteered" into showing off his team's new mandatory uniforms. Falco was laughing his butt off until he was informed it was mandatory for the entire team. He hated how poofy it was, though he was informed it was to better absorb impacts. He hated how high the heels were, though he was informed it was to better fit attachments. He also hated how comfortable it was. He figured he might as well try to enjoy it because he knew it was only a matter of time before he was required to wear something even worse.

It was also only a matter of time before he learned the dress can't come off.