Whoa! Looks like Lash has ran into some trouble before he has a chance to even leave the town all the way. Also, Troll Poochyena ftw. She could have raped Lash here if she really wanted to. |3
Poochyena is female
Rattata is male
Sentret...is Female
X3 Enjoy~
Part4 of Lash’s time has come.
Last time, Lash has completed collecting his things for his life beyond the castle grounds. His mother, Queen Inildera, has ordered him to start his journey to royalty. If he had gone against his mother’s word, she would have him exiled! Finally saying his goodbyes to his beloved younger sister, Scarlet, he sets for the exit. Head held high and a slight bounce in his step, he leaves through the corridors of the immense halls.
Upon exiting the great place, he shielded his eyes from the bright sun above. The loud chitchat, hustle and bustle from the town’s folk made him feel a bit uneasy. Being born and raised inside castle walls will do that to you. Adjusting the backpack he toiled on his back, he advances towards the crossing mass of ground-bound pokemon. Although Lash had a proud look about himself, the commoners gave him strange looks as if he were new in town. Noticing the awed ogling eyes all over him, he began to wonder, thinking to himself.
Lash: (Hmm. These pokemon sure are eyeing me pretty hard.) *He closes his eyes, lowering his head in deeper thought* (Could it be possible that these guys are seeing me for the first time? That they never even knew of my royalty? My existence? NO! Mother would never keep me and Scarlet in secrecy like that! She’d want these-these UNDERLINGS to know who to respect in the future!) *He looks up, seeing a few of the younger pokemon further uptown in a grassy opening playing around with a red rubber ball. The party consisted of Poochyena, the dark type pokemon resembling that of a hyena perhaps, A Rattata, the normal typed pokemon resembling that of a violet mouse and a Sentret, another normal typed pokemon but resembling that of a meerkat of some kind. He chuckled making his way over to the three, dropping his backpack in the grass a little ways from the group as he stood by its side* Hey, You three! Come here for a second. What are you doing?? *The three immediately stopped their little game and followed the demand, stepping in front of the blue one. The Poochyena standing in the center as if this one were the leader of the little pack*
Poochyena: Yeah, what do you want? Can’t you see we’re busy playing here? *The rattata stepped up, following suit*
Rattata: Yeah, busy playing here! *The Sentret didn’t make an effort to confront Lash. This one just stood in its place, looking rather worried if anything.*
Lash: Do you know who I am? Perhaps you should look a little harder and understand that your choice of words were a little lacking in the respecting quality! *And look harder they did, excluding the Sentret that is.*
Poochyena: Oooooh, yeah guys, look at this! He’s right! *Lash smiled at the recognition. His expression rather…Smug* He’s a blue snivy who speaks weird, which means…HE’S A FREAK AND ALSO A BIG NERD! *Him and the rattata bursts into a fit of exaggerated laughter as Lash’s expression took a big change into disappointment. That Sentret remained solemn.
Lash: W-what? Don’t you know of my origin? I am Prince Lash, future king and ruler, fools! You should be on your knees bowing and swearing your loyalty to me, for I am the very embodiment of the future!
Poochyena: Haha, Rattata, listen to this goon. He thinks just because he’s a total nerd-freak he’s royalty. LAWL!
Rattata: Hehe! Yeah, LAWL! *The young Prince scowled, taking a stomp forward*
Lash: I will see to it that my mother, the Queen Inildera, will have you punished severely! Speaking to me as if I were some sort of commoner! Hmph, I say! HMPH! *The Poochyena and Rattata start to circle Lash threateningly*
Poochyena: Actually, guy, I’m gonna be honest. I know a lot about the Queen and she’s never said anything about having some fail child! And even if she did, she wouldn’t want the town seeing that her ridiculous kid is a total NERD-FREAK! Look at you! Who would want this freakish…THING as their offspring? EL OH EL!
Rattata: Yeah, El OH EL! *Lash turned his head, keeping their gaze upon the two, mainly the Poochyena. Her brisk look and personality gave her a pretty intimidating profile.*
Lash: (How could this be? That can’t be right. Besides, she expects me to believe all that balderdash about knowing the Queen? She’s a simple peon. Commoners such as herself aren’t even allowed entrance to the castle.) Fool…Sniveling worm! You know nothing about my mother! She expects me to become the greatest ruler there ever were and set me out to rule my own land! *The two, continuing their intimidating circling, stared and laughed with each other*
Poochyena: Haha! Problem? I thought nerds were supposed to be smart!
Rattata: *Snickers* Yeah, smart! *Lash cocked his head to the side in a bit of confusion*
Lash: What on earth are you babbling about now!?
Poochyena: If the Queen had such high hopes for you, that is if you really are the Prince, WHICH I DOUBT…Wouldn’t she have you rule THIS area taking her place after death? You’re such a dunderhead!! IDIOT!
Rattata: YEAH! Dunderhead…ed IDIOT! *Lash’s eyes widened a bit in surprise*
Lash: I-I don’t understand. She said-
Poochyena: Of course you don’t understand. You’re a brainless FREAK! *Her piercing eyes lock onto his backpack. It was filled with things such as fruits, berries and many personal belongings.* Heeeyyy…That smells pretty good! Haha! You got that for little ol’ me? Daaw, you shouldn’t have~ *Lash grabs onto the bag and quickly pulls it on*
Lash: I won’t believe you. I’ll never believe that she’d think that of me! Foolish children. You’re nothing more than childish bullies! You keep away from my belongings. They’re to help me on my journey to rule.
Poochyena: Oooh, I don’t think you have much of a choice. Me, rattata and Sentret here hasn’t eaten in 2 days, no thanks to Sentret’s FAIL foraging. She always gets the rotten stuff, she’s soo bad. *Sentret just stays where she is and looks away, closing her eyes in apparent sadness.*
Rattata: Yeah! Fail! *Lash looks past the two at the saddened gal. She was sobbing silently, covering her eyes with her rather long and plump tail*
Lash: Look at that…How could you even do that to someone who’s part of your group? Let alone a female! I’ve never heard of such a lowly bunch such as you lot!
Poochyena: U mad?! You don’t know anything about her. She -owes- us! Enough of this useless talk! I’m hungry and your bag is just overflowing with treats!! *The poochyena lunges for Lash, easily toppling him to the ground on his belly. Using one of her paws, she presses the Prince’s head back into the grass below them. He struggled to get free, but the combined weight of her and his massive book bag left him pretty defenseless*
Lash: Gah! U-Unhand me, ungrateful-ngh! *The moment he tries to unleash his vines from his yellow sleeves, the Pooochyena quickly pins them both to the ground with her paws. Replacing her paw to the back of Lash’s head with her own, she keeps him totally in submission. He grunts and tries his hardest for any kind of free movement, but it proved impossible to escape. He was completely at the Poochyena’s mercy.
Poochyena: Rattata, get the bag and run home, I’ll meet you there! Urf- Hurry, he’s slippery! *the rattata’s eyes widened as his ears perked at attention*
Rattata: !! R-right boss! *following orders he pulls the straps from around Lash’s flailing arms and makes a break for it, taking the fat bag along with him. The Poochyena didn’t release Lash until the Rattata was completely out of sight, vanishing into the brush. Standing up and straddling the defeated Lash, she laughs aloud*
Poochyena: Oooh, we’re gonna feast tonight! And it’s all thanks to you, mister Prince! Haha! *Lash outreached his arm for the fleeing Rattata before dropping his arm to the ground with a pound.
Lash: Nnnno! My things were in there! GIVE THEM BACK THIS INSTANT! Or you’ll regret ever coming across me!
Poochyena: You came across us, remember, smart ass? Enough of all this trash. You just got pwned by a Rattata and a poochyena. You must be the weakest thing on this face of the planet! Haha! Of all the things I’ve seen fail, you’ve failed the hardest. Oh! Speaking of failures… *She turns and focuses her gaze to the Sentret* you’re no longer part of my team! You’re SERIOUSLY useless! Can’t even find a batch of berries for us to eat. You lack everything. Really. If you’ve ever considered killing yourself, you’d be doing the world a favor. LAWL! *With that, she hops off of lash and dashes for the brush Rattata entered with Lash’s goods. Both Lash and the Sentret watched Poochyena run off as she jumped and hopped in a celebratory fashion. Quickly turning towards the Sentret, Lash stood and stepped toward her looking most displeased*
Lash: Why didn’t you help me!? Look at the mess you’ve caused! How will I survive out here without my materials!? All you did was sit there and sulk when these two thugs pilfered from me my most prized possession! You could have at LEAST made an effort! *Her eyes were full of sorrow and regret. Usually silent, this girl, tried to speak, but her emotions, her horrid self-esteem would let nary a word out. She just whimpers in what seems to be a great big mixture of twisted emotions. Lash, expecting a more coherent response tapped his foot in impatience.* Look at you. LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE! You’re just as sniveling as your comrades! Can’t even speak as I ask for a simple rebuttal. * In a quiet, squeaky tone, she finally speaks. *
Sentret: I’m…sorry. *With that, she dashed off past Lash. It seemed she was returning to the town. Picking up that red ball, Lash frowned*
Lash: This is all I have now. A silly ball of red! How in Arceus’ name am I supposed to survive with a child’s plaything? Life is so cruel. *holding the ball close as if it were his from the start, he looks towards the brush, squeezing the bright ball in frustration* I’m going to get my things back. I can’t continue without them. *He dashes for the brush of green, in pursuit of the thieves that stole his important material*
Poochyena is female
Rattata is male
Sentret...is Female
X3 Enjoy~
Part4 of Lash’s time has come.
Last time, Lash has completed collecting his things for his life beyond the castle grounds. His mother, Queen Inildera, has ordered him to start his journey to royalty. If he had gone against his mother’s word, she would have him exiled! Finally saying his goodbyes to his beloved younger sister, Scarlet, he sets for the exit. Head held high and a slight bounce in his step, he leaves through the corridors of the immense halls.
Upon exiting the great place, he shielded his eyes from the bright sun above. The loud chitchat, hustle and bustle from the town’s folk made him feel a bit uneasy. Being born and raised inside castle walls will do that to you. Adjusting the backpack he toiled on his back, he advances towards the crossing mass of ground-bound pokemon. Although Lash had a proud look about himself, the commoners gave him strange looks as if he were new in town. Noticing the awed ogling eyes all over him, he began to wonder, thinking to himself.
Lash: (Hmm. These pokemon sure are eyeing me pretty hard.) *He closes his eyes, lowering his head in deeper thought* (Could it be possible that these guys are seeing me for the first time? That they never even knew of my royalty? My existence? NO! Mother would never keep me and Scarlet in secrecy like that! She’d want these-these UNDERLINGS to know who to respect in the future!) *He looks up, seeing a few of the younger pokemon further uptown in a grassy opening playing around with a red rubber ball. The party consisted of Poochyena, the dark type pokemon resembling that of a hyena perhaps, A Rattata, the normal typed pokemon resembling that of a violet mouse and a Sentret, another normal typed pokemon but resembling that of a meerkat of some kind. He chuckled making his way over to the three, dropping his backpack in the grass a little ways from the group as he stood by its side* Hey, You three! Come here for a second. What are you doing?? *The three immediately stopped their little game and followed the demand, stepping in front of the blue one. The Poochyena standing in the center as if this one were the leader of the little pack*
Poochyena: Yeah, what do you want? Can’t you see we’re busy playing here? *The rattata stepped up, following suit*
Rattata: Yeah, busy playing here! *The Sentret didn’t make an effort to confront Lash. This one just stood in its place, looking rather worried if anything.*
Lash: Do you know who I am? Perhaps you should look a little harder and understand that your choice of words were a little lacking in the respecting quality! *And look harder they did, excluding the Sentret that is.*
Poochyena: Oooooh, yeah guys, look at this! He’s right! *Lash smiled at the recognition. His expression rather…Smug* He’s a blue snivy who speaks weird, which means…HE’S A FREAK AND ALSO A BIG NERD! *Him and the rattata bursts into a fit of exaggerated laughter as Lash’s expression took a big change into disappointment. That Sentret remained solemn.
Lash: W-what? Don’t you know of my origin? I am Prince Lash, future king and ruler, fools! You should be on your knees bowing and swearing your loyalty to me, for I am the very embodiment of the future!
Poochyena: Haha, Rattata, listen to this goon. He thinks just because he’s a total nerd-freak he’s royalty. LAWL!
Rattata: Hehe! Yeah, LAWL! *The young Prince scowled, taking a stomp forward*
Lash: I will see to it that my mother, the Queen Inildera, will have you punished severely! Speaking to me as if I were some sort of commoner! Hmph, I say! HMPH! *The Poochyena and Rattata start to circle Lash threateningly*
Poochyena: Actually, guy, I’m gonna be honest. I know a lot about the Queen and she’s never said anything about having some fail child! And even if she did, she wouldn’t want the town seeing that her ridiculous kid is a total NERD-FREAK! Look at you! Who would want this freakish…THING as their offspring? EL OH EL!
Rattata: Yeah, El OH EL! *Lash turned his head, keeping their gaze upon the two, mainly the Poochyena. Her brisk look and personality gave her a pretty intimidating profile.*
Lash: (How could this be? That can’t be right. Besides, she expects me to believe all that balderdash about knowing the Queen? She’s a simple peon. Commoners such as herself aren’t even allowed entrance to the castle.) Fool…Sniveling worm! You know nothing about my mother! She expects me to become the greatest ruler there ever were and set me out to rule my own land! *The two, continuing their intimidating circling, stared and laughed with each other*
Poochyena: Haha! Problem? I thought nerds were supposed to be smart!
Rattata: *Snickers* Yeah, smart! *Lash cocked his head to the side in a bit of confusion*
Lash: What on earth are you babbling about now!?
Poochyena: If the Queen had such high hopes for you, that is if you really are the Prince, WHICH I DOUBT…Wouldn’t she have you rule THIS area taking her place after death? You’re such a dunderhead!! IDIOT!
Rattata: YEAH! Dunderhead…ed IDIOT! *Lash’s eyes widened a bit in surprise*
Lash: I-I don’t understand. She said-
Poochyena: Of course you don’t understand. You’re a brainless FREAK! *Her piercing eyes lock onto his backpack. It was filled with things such as fruits, berries and many personal belongings.* Heeeyyy…That smells pretty good! Haha! You got that for little ol’ me? Daaw, you shouldn’t have~ *Lash grabs onto the bag and quickly pulls it on*
Lash: I won’t believe you. I’ll never believe that she’d think that of me! Foolish children. You’re nothing more than childish bullies! You keep away from my belongings. They’re to help me on my journey to rule.
Poochyena: Oooh, I don’t think you have much of a choice. Me, rattata and Sentret here hasn’t eaten in 2 days, no thanks to Sentret’s FAIL foraging. She always gets the rotten stuff, she’s soo bad. *Sentret just stays where she is and looks away, closing her eyes in apparent sadness.*
Rattata: Yeah! Fail! *Lash looks past the two at the saddened gal. She was sobbing silently, covering her eyes with her rather long and plump tail*
Lash: Look at that…How could you even do that to someone who’s part of your group? Let alone a female! I’ve never heard of such a lowly bunch such as you lot!
Poochyena: U mad?! You don’t know anything about her. She -owes- us! Enough of this useless talk! I’m hungry and your bag is just overflowing with treats!! *The poochyena lunges for Lash, easily toppling him to the ground on his belly. Using one of her paws, she presses the Prince’s head back into the grass below them. He struggled to get free, but the combined weight of her and his massive book bag left him pretty defenseless*
Lash: Gah! U-Unhand me, ungrateful-ngh! *The moment he tries to unleash his vines from his yellow sleeves, the Pooochyena quickly pins them both to the ground with her paws. Replacing her paw to the back of Lash’s head with her own, she keeps him totally in submission. He grunts and tries his hardest for any kind of free movement, but it proved impossible to escape. He was completely at the Poochyena’s mercy.
Poochyena: Rattata, get the bag and run home, I’ll meet you there! Urf- Hurry, he’s slippery! *the rattata’s eyes widened as his ears perked at attention*
Rattata: !! R-right boss! *following orders he pulls the straps from around Lash’s flailing arms and makes a break for it, taking the fat bag along with him. The Poochyena didn’t release Lash until the Rattata was completely out of sight, vanishing into the brush. Standing up and straddling the defeated Lash, she laughs aloud*
Poochyena: Oooh, we’re gonna feast tonight! And it’s all thanks to you, mister Prince! Haha! *Lash outreached his arm for the fleeing Rattata before dropping his arm to the ground with a pound.
Lash: Nnnno! My things were in there! GIVE THEM BACK THIS INSTANT! Or you’ll regret ever coming across me!
Poochyena: You came across us, remember, smart ass? Enough of all this trash. You just got pwned by a Rattata and a poochyena. You must be the weakest thing on this face of the planet! Haha! Of all the things I’ve seen fail, you’ve failed the hardest. Oh! Speaking of failures… *She turns and focuses her gaze to the Sentret* you’re no longer part of my team! You’re SERIOUSLY useless! Can’t even find a batch of berries for us to eat. You lack everything. Really. If you’ve ever considered killing yourself, you’d be doing the world a favor. LAWL! *With that, she hops off of lash and dashes for the brush Rattata entered with Lash’s goods. Both Lash and the Sentret watched Poochyena run off as she jumped and hopped in a celebratory fashion. Quickly turning towards the Sentret, Lash stood and stepped toward her looking most displeased*
Lash: Why didn’t you help me!? Look at the mess you’ve caused! How will I survive out here without my materials!? All you did was sit there and sulk when these two thugs pilfered from me my most prized possession! You could have at LEAST made an effort! *Her eyes were full of sorrow and regret. Usually silent, this girl, tried to speak, but her emotions, her horrid self-esteem would let nary a word out. She just whimpers in what seems to be a great big mixture of twisted emotions. Lash, expecting a more coherent response tapped his foot in impatience.* Look at you. LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE! You’re just as sniveling as your comrades! Can’t even speak as I ask for a simple rebuttal. * In a quiet, squeaky tone, she finally speaks. *
Sentret: I’m…sorry. *With that, she dashed off past Lash. It seemed she was returning to the town. Picking up that red ball, Lash frowned*
Lash: This is all I have now. A silly ball of red! How in Arceus’ name am I supposed to survive with a child’s plaything? Life is so cruel. *holding the ball close as if it were his from the start, he looks towards the brush, squeezing the bright ball in frustration* I’m going to get my things back. I can’t continue without them. *He dashes for the brush of green, in pursuit of the thieves that stole his important material*
Category Story / Pokemon
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You know, I really enjoy your work with Lash. I've only just started going through your ENTIRE gallery, and I'm especially fond of this story. Can't wait to look through more about Lash and his grand exploits, or through your other stories. :D
I gotta be honest though, the internet speak was extremely out of place, especially with Lash's formal diction. Almost too much so.
... But it still made me laugh, so I'm not sure what to do with that. XD Juxtaposition IS one of the essences of good comedy; however, this was a still bit much for me. It made me a bit confused about the setting, and disctracted me a bit too much. But I still love your work, and look forward to more of it. Keep it up, bro. :>
(I keep thinking of doing a crossover with you... Is this bad? XD)
I gotta be honest though, the internet speak was extremely out of place, especially with Lash's formal diction. Almost too much so.
... But it still made me laugh, so I'm not sure what to do with that. XD Juxtaposition IS one of the essences of good comedy; however, this was a still bit much for me. It made me a bit confused about the setting, and disctracted me a bit too much. But I still love your work, and look forward to more of it. Keep it up, bro. :>
(I keep thinking of doing a crossover with you... Is this bad? XD)
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