Wow. He got huge quick.

“&(#++X… ><… )…”

Certainly not the quickest you’d seen - although, you did have to say, he was the quietest wideload you’d ever seen. Normally, they were all stomps-and-sloshes-and-groans… but even here, at his fullest, it was nearly too faint to hear his complaining stomach (or otherwise equivalent organ) digesting over the background ventilation…

|Consumption limit exceeded - weight too great… But… Cravings persist… I desire more grease food.|

But, regardless of his initial appearance, he was a relentless glutton at heart, just like all the rest… You happily oblige his request…

“Ah, I getcha, comin’ right up, mothman!”

Of course, you simply had to offer him another deal…

“Would you like the Ton’ of Trouble deal, too?”

And ensure his descent into otherworldly obesity.

“C,%@…”

Wait a moment… You hadn’t given him a new bendy straw today… Was that the same one from all those weeks ago…?

|Oui, very pleasing, furbag, bringer of deliciousness…|

Furbag? Well… if you could call him mothman, I guess he can make up his own names too. That ample alien was always full of surprises…

—-

Here’s the first of a fair few of the I’ll Have Uh… YCHes that I’ve been working on! The first entry here is for Manobo , featuring a most unique and interesting character design. From what he told me, this is based off of a species from the Kirby game from 2022 - I’m afraid I’m unfamiliar with the franchise, so I couldn’t tell you much about what it is, haha.

However, working with the alien look of it and lack of personal knowledge on my end led to what is, in my opinion, a fun and unique set of dialogue to put in here, revolving around a litany of translation and understanding errors. If any of you would be interested in getting a YCH like this, feel free to check it out at the link here. A big thank you again to Manobo for commissioning me!

—-

 Manobo - Ample Alien