I’ll Have Uh… YCH - Manobo (3/6)
It seemed mad.
“xz.”
Very mad. The thing didn’t emote well at the best of times, but the anger was simply coming off it in waves.
|Bendy straw - absent.|
That’s what this about?
“What-“
This lunar lardball was worried about some straw…?
“Z!”
Why on earth would it ever care about something so silly-
|Bendy straw!|
Who the hell told it you even carried bendy straws? If it was Tim, you’d have his fat-ass written up for causing an incident with not just a customer, but a cosmic customer…
“Sorry mothman, we’re out of…”
Your attempt at calming the situation was only making things worse. You felt a tense, static crackle in the air.
“>…Z….y…>…}…”
The burger on the tip of his spear glowed a hot red. You could literally hear the bacon, burger, cheese, and bun screaming with overcooked agony as they melted together.
|Objective failed. Self-destruct in drei… II… uno..|
Is this where you - and maybe everyone in a square mile of here - dies…? WAIT! There was one lying next to the tip jar-
“W-Wait! I-I found one!”
And like that, it was over. In an absolute flash. If it weren’t for your hair standing on end with the fading charge of electricity, or the char-melted burger in the alien’s possession… you would’ve never known it had happened at all…
“E.O&!”
You handed it the bendy straw… the offensive, red straw was immediately replaced with the apparently acceptable blue, somewhat sticky bendy straw. And you meant immediately. It was as though the other straw had never existed at all.
|Planetary immolation ceased. Danke schön, sustenance donator! Mission continues…|
Mission… Planetary immolation… German…?
“A-anytime, mothman… Uh… want some more free food…?”
You weren’t sure what company policy was on fattening up sentient doomsday devices - but hey… It couldn’t hurt to slow him down a little… or a lot. Yeah, a lot. You wanted Earth to remain un-immolated, and if keeping him fat, happy, and bendy-straw-supplied was the key… Well, any of the swollen side effects in front of you were merely a happy bonus.
—-
Here’s the first of a fair few of the I’ll Have Uh… YCHes that I’ve been working on! The first entry here is for Manobo , featuring a most unique and interesting character design. From what he told me, this is based off of a species from the Kirby game from 2022 - I’m afraid I’m unfamiliar with the franchise, so I couldn’t tell you much about what it is, haha.
However, working with the alien look of it and lack of personal knowledge on my end led to what is, in my opinion, a fun and unique set of dialogue to put in here, revolving around a litany of translation and understanding errors. If any of you would be interested in getting a YCH like this, feel free to check it out at the link here. A big thank you again to Manobo for commissioning me!
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Manobo - Ample Alien
“xz.”
Very mad. The thing didn’t emote well at the best of times, but the anger was simply coming off it in waves.
|Bendy straw - absent.|
That’s what this about?
“What-“
This lunar lardball was worried about some straw…?
“Z!”
Why on earth would it ever care about something so silly-
|Bendy straw!|
Who the hell told it you even carried bendy straws? If it was Tim, you’d have his fat-ass written up for causing an incident with not just a customer, but a cosmic customer…
“Sorry mothman, we’re out of…”
Your attempt at calming the situation was only making things worse. You felt a tense, static crackle in the air.
“>…Z….y…>…}…”
The burger on the tip of his spear glowed a hot red. You could literally hear the bacon, burger, cheese, and bun screaming with overcooked agony as they melted together.
|Objective failed. Self-destruct in drei… II… uno..|
Is this where you - and maybe everyone in a square mile of here - dies…? WAIT! There was one lying next to the tip jar-
“W-Wait! I-I found one!”
And like that, it was over. In an absolute flash. If it weren’t for your hair standing on end with the fading charge of electricity, or the char-melted burger in the alien’s possession… you would’ve never known it had happened at all…
“E.O&!”
You handed it the bendy straw… the offensive, red straw was immediately replaced with the apparently acceptable blue, somewhat sticky bendy straw. And you meant immediately. It was as though the other straw had never existed at all.
|Planetary immolation ceased. Danke schön, sustenance donator! Mission continues…|
Mission… Planetary immolation… German…?
“A-anytime, mothman… Uh… want some more free food…?”
You weren’t sure what company policy was on fattening up sentient doomsday devices - but hey… It couldn’t hurt to slow him down a little… or a lot. Yeah, a lot. You wanted Earth to remain un-immolated, and if keeping him fat, happy, and bendy-straw-supplied was the key… Well, any of the swollen side effects in front of you were merely a happy bonus.
—-
Here’s the first of a fair few of the I’ll Have Uh… YCHes that I’ve been working on! The first entry here is for Manobo , featuring a most unique and interesting character design. From what he told me, this is based off of a species from the Kirby game from 2022 - I’m afraid I’m unfamiliar with the franchise, so I couldn’t tell you much about what it is, haha.
However, working with the alien look of it and lack of personal knowledge on my end led to what is, in my opinion, a fun and unique set of dialogue to put in here, revolving around a litany of translation and understanding errors. If any of you would be interested in getting a YCH like this, feel free to check it out at the link here. A big thank you again to Manobo for commissioning me!
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Manobo - Ample Alien
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fat Furs
Species Alien (Other)
Size 1701 x 2166px
File Size 3.35 MB
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