FFFFF -creams

you're an awesome arteest.
:D <3

I find it kinda sad this is a checklist for my family.

Somebody oughta do redneck commissions.

DON'T TEMPT MEEEE

PEARLIE!

And Maggy is soooooo cute. <3

Cletus reminds me of my uncle Moose OH MY GOD the resemblance is CREEPY. You even have the camo-pants! XD

Pearl must get picked on a lot. She lives in Pennsylvania, that makes her a "yankee". I can already hear the family gatherings.

I want to hear more about this Moose!

Where to start!

He's ex military of course, rather... abusive man. He's about, oh, twenty friggin feet tall (actually nearly seven). And boy has he got a mouth on him! He doesn't know very much about fancy words but he sure has a grasp on the short ones. XD

He's actually my uncle's father, which makes him my... something uncle. This man has done every mountain-man, right-wing, hick hillbilly thing you can imagine. Gone through several wives to.

It's hard to understand anything he says beyond cursing because he has a THICK accent. Think hillbilly but with a more Canadian/interior-northeast twang to it. Mushes a lot of syllables together.

I once had an entire conversation with him where I nodded politely because the only words I could pick out were, "tits, fuckin', shit, asshole, huntin' and truck." Not kidding. XD

I <3 Pearl. I may draw a bunch of her. She has my 3 favourite qualities. Being a possum, teal hair, and short shorts.

Pearl be my character .

Pearl be really really cute! ^_^

You'll have to ask  skoon; she's his character. I kind of stole her and forgot to credit him X/

THE EMPEROR FORGIVES YOU.

AND HE SAYS TO GET THAT MUD OFF OF YOUR PANTS. AND HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID BEHIND THAT GROCERY STORE LAST THURSDAY. FOR SHAME.

no problem XD

SPIN OFF

Esmeralda is awesome.

Magnolia and Pearl. Hair-dye? Or industrial waste side effects?

Yes.

I can only assume the dye is necessary to make it all just one color as opposed to a freakish blend.

Kaiiin-tuck?

My first guess was Lousiana, because of the "French" family name, but there are French connections all up and down the Mississippi and along its tributaries. The US stole the interior of America almost as much from the French as frm the Indians, leaving behind a trail of French names -- Detroit, St. Louis, New Orleans among them.

The Mayonaisse clan is wide-spread family, rangin all over the deep south, so they do have a Louisiana branch.

I think I live next to their trailer.

LMAO cletus

I like how Mordecai is half dead :3

Alright, I'm finally going to go ahead and ask this and please don't take it the wrong way. agouti-rex, are you prejudice against Southerners?

I know that real southerners generally aren't anything like this, but I am a huge fan of hicksploitation horror. I find this sort of grotesque rural pastiche endlessly fascinating. To be totally honest, my depictions of hillbillies are really based more on the rural folks that you find out here in California (except for the gingham dress, really). So in answer to your question, uhhhh, maybe? I dunno, never actually been to the south, though the southerners I've met have generally been decent folks.

Thanks, I was just wondering. I do have have a lot of respect for you, I really enjoy your artistic style.

And Pearl's from Pennsylvania. To be honest I see more people like this outside of the south (in relation to what he said about California). All the hicks I'm related to are New Yorkers and Vermonters!

After living in the south for the last few years I'd have to say that people are pretty decent, perhaps too religious at times, but decent. Not without the assholes though. South-east Louisiana is really fake with it's "friendly" nature, sadly. I hate living here, would much rather be in Tennessee. The rest of Louisiana is just fine though.

I think the only place where it gets a bit stereotypical is eastern Kentucky, but that's just a hop away from the north. And MAN is Ohio redneck. XD

oh goodness. I really like Esmeralda, she reminds me of Baba Yaga, only without her chicken-feet house.
reminds me of when my sister lived in midwest KY herself. XP

shit, thats half of Mississippi and Alabama, Them is my cousins!

Don't fuck with cletus!