(I know I usually provide context for my art at the end of a description but I think this one warrants it at the start: So a friend and I have been re-watching Adventure Time because they wanted to be caught up to speed since they never actually finished the show, and by COMPLETE coincidence not long after we started an ENORMOUS amount of new content relating to the show was announced, so uh. Oops now I have brainrot and made this indulgent thing xwx)
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"And so we see the beginning of the great gorge race of Ooo!! These boiling hot, savoury caverns have been an anomaly for over 1000 years, but as of recent they have been turned into a trial of speed, endurance both physical and mental, and self-control!"

A royal ruler of sweetness and pinkness declared, as a rather recent semi-yearly event began. The land of Ooo was a weird place, that was an understatement that was shared by even its' denizens, with just how chaotic it was, practically anything was on the table, and with all known major threats having been dealt with only a few years before, the smartest minds in the land converged for the sake of documenting all of its oddities...with one standing out.

Inside an ordinary looking volcano was a truly alien sight. A massive, open cavern filled to bursting with savory, fattening food, oversized to impossible levels, perpetually fresh, and hot enough to feel like a heatwave, it was an incredible discovery, one that could feed the world millenia!!...had it not been so fattening. A single bite was calculated to provide over 100 pounds of fat almost instantly, with it having the curious side-effect of making the user heavier...but also MORE mobile paradoxically! The more one gorged on this cavern's cornucopia, the faster you got, the bouncier you became...and so, the Great Gorge Race was created. A test to see who could reach the opposite entrance of the cave first, all whilst ramming and eating their way through any obstacles that may come between point A and point B...~

Back to this year's race, it was a 4-way clash between our fair sweet lady's associates all so full they looked fit to explode! Two fellow princesses stuffed to the brim, a steed turned sausage, and someone a bit closer than a friend who looked more like a meatball with wings at this point~ All of them had grown to such unfathomable sizes, both out of necessity as they went...and from temptation, all of this food was hard to resist after all~ and as such, they had swelled to become just as beefy as the burgers and hotdogs that surrounded them~ Every featured engorged and stuffed, bodies smoothed over with the texture and sensation of an overfilled sausage, they only grew as they rocketed faster and faster through the boiling hot caves, smothered in sweat and grease, flying, bouncing, rolling, and wobbling through, slamming into the walls and floors to intentionally bulk up further, it was anybody's game to win still!! And no matter who won, they'd all be unrecognizable and in complete ecstasy with their stuffed masses, it was almost enough to make them wish this cave would never end, that they could simply gorge here forever~

...Hey, whys the light at the end getting further away?~