That poor poodle had a life, friends, ambitions and lots of fans who cared very much about him. But Vurga's belly really didn't seem to care about all of that. Sparkles was churned into Vurga padding, stored in the sloshing friend collection. Vurga's belly will be all the softer for it and he'll always know where that sweet poodle is!

The horrified audience only makes it better. As they sob and scream, Vurga can't help but play it extra casual. Yep, he ate that poodle. Yep, Sparkles is gone. Their beloved star just got stolen and churned from an individual into an addition. It's horrible, it's heartbreaking, and it's making Vurga feel properly villanous.

Look at him. Does he care? No. It's their own fault for fawning over someone so delicious.

((Art by  jerberjer))