Little known fact: I used to be huge into Mortal Kombat. MK9 has kind of reawakened that, though it mostly led me to start playing Trilogy again. Fuck year, Trilogy is the best.
But there was one thing about MK9 that kinda made me go, "Fuck you."
That was Babalities. I hate those things. They're pointless as sin. They're as pointless as Hsu Hao and Drahmin and that dude from Deception with the sun glasses. Darius?
... Darius.
AT LEAST BRING BACK SOMETHING THAT DOES SOMETHING, ED BOON. LIKE ANIMALITIES OR SOMETHING.
However, I think Babalities redeemed themselves in just how fucking adorable Kintaro is as a baby. Holy shit, he mews like a kitten and purrs and I want one as a pet, omigawd.
I would feed him all the Meow Mix ever and give him cat nip mice. Meow meow meow ;u;
But there was one thing about MK9 that kinda made me go, "Fuck you."
That was Babalities. I hate those things. They're pointless as sin. They're as pointless as Hsu Hao and Drahmin and that dude from Deception with the sun glasses. Darius?
... Darius.
AT LEAST BRING BACK SOMETHING THAT DOES SOMETHING, ED BOON. LIKE ANIMALITIES OR SOMETHING.
However, I think Babalities redeemed themselves in just how fucking adorable Kintaro is as a baby. Holy shit, he mews like a kitten and purrs and I want one as a pet, omigawd.
I would feed him all the Meow Mix ever and give him cat nip mice. Meow meow meow ;u;
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I like Kabal's (surprise) where he tries to SPEED CRAWL AWAY. I just DAWWW'D.
And I am glad I'm not the only one who misses Friendships. Really, Brutalities and Babalities were the most pointless. Animalities and Friendships were actually unique and kind of fun to figure out for everyone, because you didn't know what you'd get.
My only gripe with Animalities is how few of them made sense. Why does Reptile turn into a monkey? And Scorpion into a penguin? I mean, look at them; their NAMES say what they should be. And Reptile IS a Reptile.
But, you know... Cyrax turns into a shark, which makes no sense but is still freakin' awesome.
HI RAEVIS YOU GET AN ESSAY.
And I am glad I'm not the only one who misses Friendships. Really, Brutalities and Babalities were the most pointless. Animalities and Friendships were actually unique and kind of fun to figure out for everyone, because you didn't know what you'd get.
My only gripe with Animalities is how few of them made sense. Why does Reptile turn into a monkey? And Scorpion into a penguin? I mean, look at them; their NAMES say what they should be. And Reptile IS a Reptile.
But, you know... Cyrax turns into a shark, which makes no sense but is still freakin' awesome.
HI RAEVIS YOU GET AN ESSAY.
I GET LOTS OF ESSAYS. :D
The animalities were so much fun, but SO MUCH OF A PAIN TO PULL OFF. ;3; I only remember about half of them now, though. AND YEAH, I know someone turned into a scorpion (Jax, maybe?) and it was just "NO, YOU SHOULD BE THE OTHER GUY."
I could pull off Subzero's friendship almost every time. XD Snowman. :D
The animalities were so much fun, but SO MUCH OF A PAIN TO PULL OFF. ;3; I only remember about half of them now, though. AND YEAH, I know someone turned into a scorpion (Jax, maybe?) and it was just "NO, YOU SHOULD BE THE OTHER GUY."
I could pull off Subzero's friendship almost every time. XD Snowman. :D
I'm pretty sure the scorpion was Sindel. And Kano was a T-Rex, I think?
I was good with, uh, slamming buttons and figuring stuff out. Draw back is I could never remember how I got it. I could only do two things consistently, and that was one of Kabal's fatalities and one of Raiden's fatalities.
... And okay, Rain's babality. I don't count that because it was dumb.
I was good with, uh, slamming buttons and figuring stuff out. Draw back is I could never remember how I got it. I could only do two things consistently, and that was one of Kabal's fatalities and one of Raiden's fatalities.
... And okay, Rain's babality. I don't count that because it was dumb.
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