"I'm not a weenie!!" XD

Oh right, then you probably want the place down the street.

"Weenie Hut General?!"

"Patrick?! What're you doing here?!"

"I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesday."

"Actually, they moved Double Weenie Wednesday to Friday."

God thats a creepy hot dog.

Little did the foolish weenies know, this weenie in particular had secured this establishment several decades ago, beginning as a humble weenie hut and slowly, slowly feeding from the crushed dreams of its visitors and using it to ferment and bubble.

Anyone who looked at the small, insignificant building from a distance would find it to be merely a safe haven for those unfit to live within their society. The building knew that, its creators knew that, its mission would secure it.

It was alive, and starving.

The stay puff monster simply couldn't compare to the pathetic qualities of the bebeanied abomination that would soon walk the streets of Bikini Bottom. And it wouldn't be much longer before their combined misery would allow the beast to move onto bigger, closer to home, targets.

Spongebob was a fool for unleashing it, he simply didn't know what he had brought onto the world. What he thought as a friendly gathering place, became a kaiju rivling Godzilla.

Oh yeah, and very impressive sprite work, you can't even tell from a distance.

I'm sorry sir but my senses said your indeed a weenie

You can't hide what's inside!