Aw, yeah! That's my sexuality!

Here are Hestia, Athena, and Artemis, the three maiden goddesses immune to Aphrodite's magic, eating cake and garlic bread together.

The cake is supposed to be frosted purple for asexuality and green inside for aromanticism, but it came out looking Barney-colored. Maybe they can give the rest to a child's birthday party.

I've seen someone online bring up a good point about Hestia. They said she's not aroace so much as a nun; she's taken a vow of chastity in service to the culture's religion. I will say, though, I think she could be both a nun and aroace, well, aroace in the modern sense, and it could've easily factored into her decision to remain an eternal maiden.

Heck, I'm aroace myself, and if I'd lived during ancient Roman times, I probably would've made a good vestal virgin. Then again, I think vestal virgins were buried alive for being raped, not just for having sex consensually, so maybe not.

That's all I have to say. You can go eat cake now.