COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!!!!

When an ordinary backyard varmint eats an irradiated acorn it grows to titanic proportions and becomes….

THE ATOMIC SQUIRREL!!! (squirrel! squirrel! squirrel!)

Watch in stunned amazement as city after city is trampled to dust by…

THE ATOMIC SQUIRREL!!! (squirrel! squirrel! squirrel!)

Bare witness as whole skyscrapers vanish into the bottomless cheek pouches of…

THE ATOMIC SQUIRREL!!! (squirrel! squirrel! squirrel!)

No human can run….
No weapon can stop….
No bird feeder is safe from….

THE ATOMIC SQUIRREL!!! (squirrel! squirrel! squirrel!)

“It’s a movie” Gene Shallow

“It made me vomit!” Eggbert Rogers

“What is this crap?” Daily Trumpet

“TOTALLY AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!” little Timmy