"Introducing the amazing Transcouchatron 3000! 🛋️✨ Have a lazy raccoon friend who's always lounging around? Well, why not turn them into the ultimate piece of comfy furniture! 😂 Just sit them down, and watch the magic happen! Works on any friend, furry or human. Sorry, Joecoon, looks like you're my new favorite seat! Don’t worry, you’ll be the comfiest couch in town, complete with our patented M-ass-ager™ tech! Supplies are limited, so act fast! Call now!"

its the best seat in the house now haha! :3

Comic artwork by  CHESTER_CARTOON
JoeCoon the raccoon - fursona by CHESTER_CARTOON

mini story for fun :3

Mini-Story: "Ever had a lazy raccoon friend who just can't seem to get off the couch? Well, I found the perfect solution! Introducing the Transcouchatron 3000! 🛋️✨ Watch as I demonstrate with my good friend Joecoon. All you need is a volunteer... I mean, friend who wants to be your moral... and 'butt'al support. Just lift them up and toss them onto the couch, and let the magic happen!

I grabbed Joecoon, lifted him high, and slammed his sorry behind onto the Transcouchatron 3000. In no time, he began to meld into the plush cushions, his fur blending perfectly with the fabric. 'What the Fack?! Magusssssss!!' he exclaimed, but it was too late. The magic had taken effect, and Joecoon was now the comfiest couch around.

As the transformation continued, Joecoon's muffled voice could still be heard from within the couch, 'Magus, not again! Couldn't you have turned me into something cooler, like a throne or a hammock?' He groaned, trying to wiggle his new cushiony form. 'I swear, if you put me in the living room, we're gonna have a problem!'

I couldn't help but laugh as I settled into my new Joecoon-couch. 'Don’t worry, Joecoon, you’ll be the star of every lazy day from now on!'

The Transcouchatron 3000's technology—or whatever evil magic makes it work—ensures a happy couchifying experience for everyone. Works on any friend: humans, furries, your dog, your cat, even your chinchilla! This fatass raccoon here is the solution to your very specific problem.

Joecoon’s voice piped up again, 'You know, I better be getting royalties for this. I'm gonna be the most famous couch ever!' He tried to sound angry, but there was a hint of amusement in his tone.

Now, Joecoon is more useful than ever with our patented M-ass-ager™ tech. Supplies are limited, so call now and get your very own Transcouchatron 3000. Make your lazy friends the star of every lazy day!"**