Your name is OPHI VIPES. You are a cheap knockoff of a group of popular characters from a comic called HOMESTUCK, one of many similar FAN CHARACTERs to be found on the internet.

You have many and varied INTERESTS. You have a passion for MANLINESS and BEARDS. You aren’t old enough to grow a beard yourself, but you are lucky enough to have very manly sideburns. Despite your manly aspirations, you are OBSESSED WITH CUTE VIDEOS OF LUSUS. You spend many hours each day scouring the web for new videos to share on your website, GRUBROULETTE. You aspire to one day being an ASSASSACCOUNTANT, a class of civil servants who balance the state CORPSE LEDGERS. You like to practice creating NEW AND DEADLIER POISONS, and due to your trademark CLUMSINESS, you frequently end up poisoning yourself. Which is fine, because daily struggles with your lusus has made you immune to poisons and venom. You also enjoy being challenged by PUZZLES and RIDDLES, though you are mediocre at best with them.

Your trolltag is venemousRapport and you speak in a manner that is FORCEful and MANly with occasionally CAPITALized letters to express EMPHASIS. Though you frequently throw in adorable smilies when you don’t even mean to >:)

What will you do?

>Examine Mirror