[upbeat 90s commercial tone] Hey there all you cool cats and wild bats, how would you like to get in on this off the tracks train sweeping the material planes? You've seen critter keepers before, but never like this! Our 100% humane, aether-sourced Kritter Keepers contain a microcosm with a brand new buddy just for you! Each Keeper comes hand-spell-crafted for comfort and ease of transport, and the handy little opening at the top will allow you to toss in some enrichment and probably much needed snacks! Call 123-456-7890 now to buy this absolute cutie for just 50 USD! Act fast, because supplies are limited... to literally just this one, our mage had to fight really hard to get this one nice and happy in her new home.

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My usual adoptable TOS applies- non-commercial only, tweak the design as you like, you get the PNG and the critter separated out and at full res [sans lighting effects] upon confirmed payment. <3
Payment is through paypal invoice, so, have an email ready!