Guys, this is your very chance to own a one time limited run of the beautiful specimen pictured above. It took me 3 hours to get the details of his design down. I call him, a FAUX. No, not a fox, he's a FAUX.

If you win this auction, you will get ownership of the FAUX in question, colored as you desire (or for an extra fee I can do some more genius design work and make up your mind for you.) You will ALSO receive ownership of this picture, and the right to post it wherever you please.

What you WILL NOT get is ownership of the SPECIES that is FAUX. FAUX are my creation exclusively and if I catch you steeling the idea I WILL REPORT YOU for violation of the TOS as well as the DMCA!

CURRENT HIGH BIDDER
 tyrperhaps $210

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