"Maybe."

Mayhaps is more fun. :)

Kiela needs hugs and headpats. All while Silver explains everything.

Just casually breaking the fourth wall there.

It already had cracks in it.

Cracks? If a dam had those cracks, any town downstream would be inundated.

The fuck are bagpipes going to do against a tiger!?

Sonic weaponry!

Given the noise they make? Frighten it to death or at least give it one hell of a seizure.

Nothing like a good welcoming parp.

Talked to Jan. Bikini Chain Armor: -4 AC, +2 DEX, +4 CHA* (Bucket adds +1 AC)
* Dependent on race. Creature size: Medium.

That is of course if nothing else is worn. With a robe underneath, the robe negates the minus to AC and the stats would look like the following:
Robe and Bikini Chain Mail combo: AC 10, +2 CHA* and no dex modifier.
The CHA drops cause while it is still flattering, it looks utterly ridiculous with a robe underneath. :)

It's going to be interesting to see what happens from here.

Which member of the cast owns that "Up Thine!" novelty mat? :D

did wonder what doormat said

That's what it says! You have to read it upside down a bit. I can read upside down but it took me a little bit to figure out what it was.

same here but couldn't read the U

To be fair that gave me a little trouble too. It's a very embellished U.

Gonna tarnish the chain mail with all that weeping.

You have no sense for dramatic plot twists, woman. We need the pitiful wailing and snotting down a good plump chest *nodnods sagely*

Misfortune after misfortune after misfortune -_-

If it wasn't for bad luck, she would not be having any luck.

Well, you started the chest snuggling first...

What a shitty friend...

Loving the "up thine" mat

Hey Jan..., I once actually deployed 'bagpipe warfare' myself. My neighbour across the hall was playing music much too loudly, so I sneaked one of my speakers across the hall and placed it in front of his door. Then I went back and turned the balance so all the sound went to that speaker and put on my bagpipe record at high volume.

He came out looking dazed and agreed to turn his stereo down to a reasonable volume.

I'm joining the chorus of those praising the "Up Thine!" welcome mat. The last panel also resonates with me. I've had to stop people during a tale-of-woe and say: "Without histrionics, tell me what in this story is dead, broken, or on fire?"