"Hey hey! I wanna be a unicorn like you!"
"Okay, then remove one of your horns, dummy."
"No no no! It has to be a horn in the middah of my head!"
"Well... you'll have to remove your other horns or you'll be a tricorn instead."
"Pfft sure whatevah. Wait, where did ya get ice cream?! I want ice cream! Gimmegimmegimme!"
"Hmm. You want to be a unicorn and want this ice cream, huh?"
"Yeahyeahyeahyeah!"
"Are you SURE?"
"YEAH YEAH YEAH GIMME GIMME"
*SPLAT*
*POP*
"WAAAAAH! I'm telling Mistah Spawwky!"
"Go on, he could use a laugh."

Yet another robold design, H0-r513, obviously inspired by  Kiwa.