I am poor :<

NO EXCUSES >:V

You murderer.

Ah! Bird! Kill it! It's Evil!

Do want.

That's the spirit!

Id so love to hear her say that in-game x3

Valve surprise secret update to portal 2, they suddenly add that to it :V

She says enough better stuff already :V

Oh yes... you monster...

SPAAAAAAACE!!

I have to see it all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rhlOH2VpyM
Dad, are you Space?

Yes i am son.

GLaDOS: "Hellooooo, imbicile!"
Me: ;A;

My favorite quote has got to be...

I feel really bad about the surprise earlier. How about we call your parents instead. <Beep beep beep...Ring...Ring...> The parents you have dialled do not love you, please hang up.

I've only done the frst part of multiplayer, compared to completing Single player (I has no friends ;A;), and playing multiplayer is hilarious

Me: *accidentally steps of switch and crushes team mate*
GLaDOS: "Blue has just learnt a valuble lesson in trust. 15 Collaboration points to Orange"
Me: "FFFFFF-"

Which country are you from? I could join ya if you like.! I'm in the same boat none of my mates have got the game *hells wrong with them!* I'm in Aussie.

me 2 X3 i only done one room, and also was called a retard by some other guy cause he solved the puzzle before i did (i kept overthinking the puzzles X3) and i kept killing him X3 im like use your bloody ping tool or type something apart from retard X3

I will add you ranger when playstations maintenance is finished ( yes over the long holiday they chose to do maintenance.) otherwise there is always using two remotes! heh a plus about the ps3 version is splitscreen!. Or I could talk to you about a deer I saw!

i should have gotten it for ps3 X3 oh well X3

I don't know why but when the turret from that conveyor belt said "Thank you" after I saved It I nearly cried <sob>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnULHhIpQZM

Every time I play through the campaign, I have to save that little fella <3

i love that game its so fun specialy when shes a patato :P coop is fun as well when your not tryingto kill your partner >.>

Even when you are it's hilarious~

true, specialy when you rmm acidently redirect a portal to a spike crusher >.>

I Have made a picture of burning lemon. Because its what she's working on next.

Gonna Burn your house down! ... with the lemons!

Burning people. He says what we're all thinking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuMv86Ov7-8

*Snirk* X3

Gotta love portal, "look at all those subjects... JUST THINK OF ALL THE TESTING!" The puzzles were not as hard as i thought they would be, except for the ones in the domes made out of aspestos, just to keep out the damn rats. The hardest part is recovering from laughter due to the charectors quotes XD

Because that's not part of the test....... That's aspestust!

Yeah, though figuring out how the puzzles are initially done can be a bit confusing, once you DO figure them out they're not so hard. As far as I hear though, they're gonna be introducing a level creator :V

there was one part of that area that i got stuck in, its where you had to use a portal on the roof to cover a wall in white gel, then place a portal and coat the floor in red gel then run along, jump in the blue gel into a portal and launch yourself onto the 2nd floor then bounce of 2 more blue gel puddles to get to the end....i didnt see that one section of the roof was portalable ;_; i got to the 2nd floor...in my own way >.>; (coated ENTIRE room in the white gel very slowly then used a infinite falling thing and launched myself up onto the 2nd floor...but i couldnt do anything else X3)

That's just silly XD Then again, I was trying some odd methods in that room too

well at least it got the job half done :D

You win. Just go. >:/

Killing you is hard.

Is GlaDOS ever amused?

Yes, by Cave Johnston

I think that's probably the flattest, most unimpressed stare she could manage.

...She's not great with facial expression.

True that

I'm a potatoe!

Bird! Kill it! It's evil!

KAW!

Kaw kaw, motherfuckers.

Lol, glados always mad :D

Of course :V

yes..mr. johnson..wait what who the hell is that and why ami saying this shi-BZZZT

Hehe X3

Past it twice already yeah! Got on ps3 so I can play cross platform with those with it on pc/ Mac via steam. Downfall is I also got a codewith the game for pc/Mac which means I got 2 versions of the game for the price of one. Thing is my pc is absolute shit and will most likely explode if I try to play it! What a dilemma!code just sitting there collecting dust.. Stephen merchant ftw!

Could always sell it to someone?

For the retailprice ! Bwa ha ha ha! Yeah have to look around see who deserves it most ^^ say what version you got? Please say ps3 or pc/Mac!

I have PC X3

Yays! Maeby one day we could play mp? Cos I still haven't played it yet ): and I could try the cross platform chat then too ^^

Sure :D

*glados vaporizes companion cube* me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

Because she's a bitch :3

No. But she is very amusing.

"I've been very busy being dead!" XD

Hehe X3

I plan on getting Portal 2 for PS3, and quite possibly the original on PC, as I do not own an Xbox. I actually watched my cousin beat Portal 2 from chapter 7 to completion and I gotta say, I was quite entertained, and want to experience the story in its entirety. The dialogue and voice acting is just phenominal, and playing a game where brainpower is more important than twitch reflexes that's not and RTS would certainly be a welcome change of pace for me. I wasn't expecting how things ended, but it was awesome. Seriously, I'm a writer, and I didn't see it coming, which was a very welcome change from my usual story experiences.

If you buy it for PS3, I believe it also comes with a game-code for PC as well which you can either claim on steam or give to a friend

Glados = anger, disappointment, evil and teasing in a nutshell

She's so sadistically nice about everything

Glados: This is the part where he kills you
Weathly: this is the part where i kill you
Chapter 8: The part where he kill you

XD

I saw the achievement for that before I reached it X3

The Part Where He Kills You
This is that part.

it was so funny and then he's like: wait! come back! i won t kill you!

Then if you do go back you get another achievement

really? but he must kill you then XD

He doesn't do it himself though, he asks you to jump into a pit and if you do it you get the "Pit Boss" achievement

i got that by accident.. just thinking..oh What the hell, and jumped :3

the sad thing is...he did kill me there X3 i saw what i had to do, but i was standing in the centre and was coated by the white gel and couldnt place a 2nd portal X3 and he crushed me X3

2+2?

= Potato

*Robot head explode*

GLaDOS needs cake and she will be amused

She's only amused when science is involved

how bout the science of cake

Oof