Welcome to the farm is story where Baxter a edgy and rebellious sheep and former human tries to retain his independence despite the controlling environment he finds himself in.

The flock has breakfast. Baxter gets existential about being a herbivore now.

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Me and randy walked over to the dinning room.

Randy: "So whats Braaandon doin all the way up there?"
Randy said pointing to Brandon.

Hayley: "Oh while you three were sleeping me and brandon realized how... Dull and lifeless this place is. I hope you don't mind us doing a little redecorating?"

Randy: "Oh not at all."

Hayley: "Well thaats great to hear my shepherd!"

Baxter: "Why do you feel the need to call him by fancy titles?"

Hayley: "Well thaats how I think of him, why wouldn't I verbaalize it? Baaasides I've always felt it thoughtfull to give those that I care abaa nicknames."

I looked down at my bowl to see a salad with cherry tomatos, cut up carrots and...
Grass.
Fucking grass.

Baxter: "Why did you feel the need to put grass in the salad?"

Hayley: "Baacause it goes well with salad and grass unlike lettuce is free." Hayley said nonchalantly."

Patrick: "And unlike most plants folks usually don't get all pissy when you try to take it. Provided you get it with a lawnmower instead of trying to eat it directly off of the ground."

Hayley: "Yeah thaat was quite the pickle!"

Randy: "I don't know how in tarnation I managed to get the cops and animal control called on me thaat time!"

Patrick: "Baahahahaa, Yeah probaably confused the hell outta them once they realized they were searching for the same dude!"



I grabbed by fork and tried the salad. And while it was weirdly bitter, I didn't completely hate it.

Hayley: "Baaaxter, sweetie? Is something baathering you? Baxter are you okay?"

Baxter: "The grass weird and bitter. Which isn't the greatest. Baa, its just a human would probaably be sick to their fucking stomach trying to this stuff... And I guess the fact I'm not one anymore is sinking in more."

I looked down at my bowl mornfully.

"God I'm going to miss baaacon..."

Randy: "Hey on baaright side yer still gonna be abaal to visit yer friends later today!"

Baxter: "Well how the fucking hell am I supposed walk around in pubaalic like this?"

Randy: "Well ya could come up with a disguise of some sort? Considerin yer voice ain't too different they'll likely recognize ya!"