Welcome to the farm is story where Baxter a edgy and rebellious sheep and former human tries to retain his independence despite the controlling environment he finds himself in.

Randy's phone rings causing him to panic.

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Randy: "Howdy..."
"Its Randy..."

????: "Randy, you know what I told ya bout stayin out too late!"

Randy: "Gimme a sec ma, lemme putcha on speaker."

Randy's Mom: "So apperently last night gave yer pops the idea to and I quote... Use Randy's exceptionally kind nature as a lure for further vollunteers. His words not mine!"

Randy: "So..."
"Thaats how he talks abaa me baahind my baack?"

Randy's Mom: "Is it much better in yer front? I mean I don't get why in tarnation to act so ugly in front of his own god forsaken kids."

Randy: "I mean its probaably a sign he trusts me more then the other livestock???"

Randy's Mom: "A bar so low that it might as well be buried."

Randy: "Yeah..."

Randy's Mom: "So I'll be over by round... Ten."

Randy: "Love ya ma!"

Randy's Mom: "Love ya too, Randy!"

Randy hung up his phone and put it back on the table.