The other, sadder half of the clown twins. Sylvia never smiles. Sylvia never screams or yells. Sylvia's emotions merely range from mild disappointment disappointment to severe depression. Like Hidemi, she only speaks in rhyme. The only thing motivating her to do her job at the Cirque Du Morte is the threat of being killed - Something that, admittedly, she doesn't want to happen, despite her moping. Sylvia has very poor luck which only worsens her sadness; She ALWAYS has something to complain about. When she's not torturing sinners in the circus, she's curled up on a couch somewhere sobbing, standing silently in the rain, or eating buttered bread (the saddest meal of them all).