(Gemeiner) Gem. Leonie Brandt of the Radetzsky 6th Grenadier regiment always enjoys a karaoke night even during the heat of an intense battle where she is blasting away every Swechian soldier who comes across her path. Her music doesn’t appear to hinder her combat skills one bit, in fact it only gets her even more focused somehow much to the annoyance of her fellow squad mates who are forced to listen to her questionable taste of music through their portable com sets. She sings the lyrics to a recent rock song written during the ongoing Swechian-Unitary war about Lethian Kaiserin Francia Josephine’s eagerness to fight the Swechian Empire and her apathy towards the suffering of the soldiery.

Her name is Francia
I live under her Lethia
She calls upon my home
I got departure half an hour
Oh, how she speaks
Of hope and sweet glory
But she doesn't know where I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a Lethian scumbag, puppy
Yeah, I'm just a Lethian scumbag, puppy
Listen to Radetzky march, puppy, with me, ooh

My Sergeant's a dick
And he brings a whip to training
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He bosses me around
And he sleeps with the CO
But he doesn't know where I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a Lethian scumbag, puppy
Yeah, I'm just a Lethian scumbag, puppy
Listen to Radetzky march, puppy, with me, ooh

Oh, yeah, scumbag
No, she doesn't know if we’re losing’
Oh, yeah, scumbag
No, she doesn't know if we’re winning’

Boy, I feel like filth
It's quiet front and I am shocked
Lo and behold
She's walkin' over to me
This must be fake
My grip starts to shake
How does she know where I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
I've got two tickets to Swechia, puppy
Come with me today, don't say maybe
I'm just a Lethian scumbag, puppy, like you

Oh, yeah, scumbag
No, she doesn't know if we’re losing’
Oh, yeah, scumbag
No, she doesn't know if we’re winning’

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