TL;DR - Jahgon has come to learn that Warez has always needed to wear glasses and decides to try to tease his friend by removing them and trying them on. But he soon learns why you don’t try on other people’s glasses.

As Warez makes his way down the stairs and into the kitchen, he passes by his roommate Jahgon, who is making breakfast, to get to the fridge.

“Good morning Jah.” Warez would say with a yawn.

“Hey buddy, how are— woah woah woah! Hold up, are you wearing glasses?” Jahgon would say looking perplexed.

“Yeah, I kind of got tired of enhancing my vision with magic to—“

“WITH MAGIC?!” Jahgon would yell before getting right up in Warez’s face and squinting his eyes.

“What other secrets have you been keeping from me?! Jahgon grabs his friend's shoulders and begins shaking him all about.

“I’m not hiding anything, I thought you were aware of this fact already…” Warez said before shrugging his shoulders.

“I can’t believe what I’m hearing, was this whole friendship a lie? Can I even trust anything you have said to me in the past?” Jahgon would somehow have a suitcase on hand and start throwing his clothes and cookware into it before zipping it close and walking to the front door.

“Jahgon where are you going?!” Warez asked following close behind him.

“I’m leaving, and don’t wait up for me because I don’t know if I’ll ever be coming back.” Jahgon proclaimed before opening the door.

“No! Jahgon come back!!”

“Have fun with your glasses, you myopic (nearsighted) liar!” Jahgon said before brushing Warez aside and slamming the door shut.

“Jahgon, please…NOOOOOOO!” Warez would yell before dropping to his knees and slamming his fist to the floor. That was until Jahgon opened back up the door with a wide grin on his face.

“Just kidding.” Jahgon would say looking back at his friend stunned and seeing the water forming in his eyes before picking him back up to his feet.
“Aw, I wasn’t really gonna leave you, dork. But I gotta ask, why did you stop wearing them?”

Warez, looking red and embarrassed from the joke, would sniffle and lightly jab Jahgon in the arm, before saying,
“You jerk, but the truth is I always needed them. Being a cryomancer and wearing glasses is a bitch to deal with. They get severely foggy with drastic temperature changes so it was hard to see and can become more brittle over time under those kinds of conditions. So I used magic to enhance my vision to see like anybody else.

“Ok, so why begin to wear them now?” Jahgon followed up before Warez got to explain.

“Don’t laugh. But one reason it’s that I’m too lazy and tired to keep up the trick. The second reason, since I don’t use cryomancy as much anymore I felt it was a good time to get some new frames. The last reason is that this trick uses mana, and when I run out of mana in combat, it means I can’t see and I’ll be at a wild disadvantage.”

“Pfft, sure you can’t see. Your vision can’t be that bad.” Jahgon said before yoinking the frames off of Warez’s face.

“Wait Jahgon I seriously need those!” Warez would say while trying to reach back for his glasses but Jahgon would keep him at bay with a simple stiff arm to the muzzle.

“Oh puh-lease, I’ll be the judge of that.” Jahgon would say before putting the frames over his eyes and not realizing those are some famous last words. Almost immediately, Jahgon’s vision would go blurry as well as feeling extremely light-headed before dropping to his knees from dizziness. He would rip the frames off his face and keep his eyes shut while groaning in pain.
“Oh my god, I think I just got a headache…”

Warez would take his glasses back and put them back on before kneeling and giving Jahgon some back rubs. “You alright buddy?”

“Warez, what the hell is wrong with your vision!!?!”

“Oh I’m sorry, it’s not like I had a choice in the matter of how shitty my eyesight would be you hairy round tomato. So you got what you deserved.” Warez said in a snarky tone.

Jahgon feeling out of it would only reply with groans,
“Uggghh…”

“Well come on, you still got a breakfast to prepare or a certain demon won’t let you hear the end of it of how incompetent you are. Chop chop.”

Fun Fact: Warez’s vision isn’t the best. Let’s not kid ourselves it’s pretty terrible, in diopter his optical strength is worse than a -6.00. He has some thick lenses so picking out cool frames is sometimes not possible.

Made by the incredible 🎨  Zakyr 🎨 I love his style so much!