I love dumb humor like this 😂😂😂

answer me thing young grasshopper:
If the Tiger eats the Lotus Blossom
is his breath
as bad as the PaigeWitch?

Wait, Since when does Flinters act all so cool?

I can see Antifa actually using these as well to block cameras and look intimidating.

Plus seen those black cladded jackasses slipping a length of Rebar along the shaft of the umbrella and using them as camouflaged umbrellas that actually can cause injury like a club. Cause most people think "Oh its just an umbrella, that won't hurt."

I think we found Flinters doppelganger, Sretnilf.

I had a few and sadly broke a few handles... and umbrella's thanks to the wind being stronger than the ribbing

An umbrella?! How dare you dishonor the PNW this way!

...I have to buy this.

Me too~

While you were doing drugs I studied the Umbrella.
While you were engaged in premarital sex I Practiced the Umbrella.
While you spent months at the gym for the sake of vanity i used the Umbrella.
Now that the raindrops are here you're all unprepared, Except for me.
For I studied the Umbrella.

ded

wish you could still get those umbrella's they made in the 70's and 80's you know the ones that were handed down to you by older people, that could turn inside out and then pop back the right way and still work..... the ones today a car drives past and the draft makes them explode and collapse into a pile of useless fabric and metal

I think this is the first time I've ever seen Flinters with clothes on

They itch! Too hot.

bwahahahahahahahahahha....

Vix

Had someone walk into the welfare office I guard with one. Guy showed it to me carefully. I let him keep it with him.

Vrghr has the 'bastard sword" version of this umbrella. FUN stuff!
And yes, wuff DID buy it from Amazon. hehehe

From the product description on Amazon:

"The umbrella automatically opens when it is closed."

Wait...what? :)