Archie is a librarian/bookstore keeper who is an absolute dork. he stands at a measly five feet tall but is still a respected person in his hometown. some of his customers may even ask if they can rub his belly. Archie lives in the bookstore, there’s a secret entrance that no one else but him has access to when the shop closes and it leads to his own personal living space.

so i was taking a language arts pretest for when i get into college and there was a fictional story about two guys who run a bookstore and the words “prosperous roundness” caught my eye, and i think you know how this guy was made