Needing a newly converted robot to join your house? Tired of the days being too orderly? Introducing P1NG (Model Gremlin), our newest one of a kind robot. With his charming smile and even more charming antics, you will never have another dull moment! _{(Or a peaceful one for that).} When compared to other robots, there is never been one more chaotic! And for just a few easy payments of $9.99 you can have your very own, exclusive P1NG! Not just that, if you call now, we will include a Robotic-to-Organic Botifyer Mark 0, or ROB0 Cannon for short, so you can make another Model Gremlin Bot for absolutely free! So call now to not miss this one time, exclusive deal!

_{Warning, we are not responsible for any property damage, broken sleep, or loss of humanity caused by the P1NG (Model Gremlin). All sales final, no warranty or insurance included. There has been no way to control this creature after we reprogrammed him, someone please take him off our hands!}

Art by  JacFox