Clearly the robotic crazy fucker bear insulted bigs mother and big then said "why I never!" twisting his monocle in his delicate fingers then decided to solve his problem with a rouseing game of chess! After big clearly won with his outstanding intelect the robotic bunny bear got really outraged and punched big, and breaking his monacle. Big would not stand for this outrageous action and challenged the big fellow to a game of duck duck goose with a bunch of friends! Big won again and the robotic bear ran off crying to his mommah bear.


Reality:

BIG SMASH!!!!

Well logic serves that they both hit at the same time.

Big's hand is way closer so it should be obvious

epic pawnch!