Why yes, Ludwig is ranting, and so am I.
Because honestly I got sick bored that people call him a dragon while he ISN'T. :/
(Even thought calling him dragon to make him angry is still awesome)
Ludwig: -... Bitches don't know about my teeth gap-
Well, joke apart, does this look like a dragon to you.
He's a Barbary Lion (Kokitsune) mixed with an Iguana (Dimitri). He has long kitty cat ears just because Kokitsune is 1/4 lynx. He has back spikes because his father has them. :/ He doesn't spit fire, he doesn't have wings... >:B
Here he is older, obviously. I love his tie.
Ludwig: -And so for me it's destiny, to be the maestro of villainy! Yes, I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!-
LUDWIG STOP SINGING THAT SONG.
*Hypnotized*
... Stupid gay lion that you are nothing else, Ludwig.
Ludwig: -Actually, I like ladies, I just happen to go with guys when they pay me-
... NO COMMENT.
Ludwig © belongs to me.
Sly Cooper © Sucker Punch
Because honestly I got sick bored that people call him a dragon while he ISN'T. :/
(Even thought calling him dragon to make him angry is still awesome)
Ludwig: -... Bitches don't know about my teeth gap-
Well, joke apart, does this look like a dragon to you.
He's a Barbary Lion (Kokitsune) mixed with an Iguana (Dimitri). He has long kitty cat ears just because Kokitsune is 1/4 lynx. He has back spikes because his father has them. :/ He doesn't spit fire, he doesn't have wings... >:B
Here he is older, obviously. I love his tie.
Ludwig: -And so for me it's destiny, to be the maestro of villainy! Yes, I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!-
LUDWIG STOP SINGING THAT SONG.
*Hypnotized*
... Stupid gay lion that you are nothing else, Ludwig.
Ludwig: -Actually, I like ladies, I just happen to go with guys when they pay me-
... NO COMMENT.
Ludwig © belongs to me.
Sly Cooper © Sucker Punch
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Reptilian (Other)
Size 580 x 640px
File Size 473.7 kB
Ludwig: -I am not! D:< -
(He has a boyfriend and he still judges himself not gay. Delicious hypocrisy. >D)
It's that I've never intended him to be a dragon, but as a hybrid. Dragons themselves are hybrids, but well. XD (At least, the "standard" dragons are big lizards with wings and fire)
He's not amused. >D
But now that I think, he's never amused. Only when he praises himself, I guess. He's so full of himself, it's almost disgusting. XD
(He has a boyfriend and he still judges himself not gay. Delicious hypocrisy. >D)
It's that I've never intended him to be a dragon, but as a hybrid. Dragons themselves are hybrids, but well. XD (At least, the "standard" dragons are big lizards with wings and fire)
He's not amused. >D
But now that I think, he's never amused. Only when he praises himself, I guess. He's so full of himself, it's almost disgusting. XD
*sigh* Lud, paid sex is still sex, and accepting payment from another man guarantees that you'll never be allowed to call yourself straight. At best, you can be 'Bi with a preference for women'. And still not intimidating, your kitty-lizard face is too cute when riled up! |3
He needs the Bitch-slap of Humility! Still, I guess perpetual smugness ain't quite so bad as the periodic madness of...whatever the bro's name is. :I
He needs the Bitch-slap of Humility! Still, I guess perpetual smugness ain't quite so bad as the periodic madness of...whatever the bro's name is. :I
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