When I got out on my own, I learned a few things. While I have to do my own laundry, I can make bacon whenever I feel like it. While I have to clean up my own room, I can buy whatever I want.

(Note the closet of guns.)

Point is, I had to buy furniture for my new place. As I debated over expensive mattresses, I had an idea....

Fuck the bed. I am buying a hammock, and I am gonna sleep in it every night.