I like how the only relaxed one is the one with the umbrella xD

He won't be so smug once the stomach acid starts eating through it x3

Good thing stomach acid isn't as strong as you think it is.

You already have to scale up material properties to make macros work. To stand up without breaking, you need super strong bone and muscle... and so on.

You might also need super strong digestive enzymes so that your meals don't spend weeks rotting in your stomach.

thank you sir for having the foresight and imagination mixed with that grand intellect of yours to come to such a conclusion.

For if macros were built like we were, just scaled up... we would crumble or some other horrible fate.

Yeah, I kinda had foresight too. I know what I'm talking about.

The digestive acid still wouldn't be strong enough. ACTUALLY the digestive systems of huge animals tend to be slower than smaller animals.
And still, eating small things (at that size) like people wouldn't even matter because proportions. A pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of brick.
The amount of stomach acid it would take to digest a person would be the same in a huge stomach as in a smaller one.
The bigger stomach would just produce more, proportion wise. Like a fire hose taking the pressure of a normal water hose. Of course there'd be no problem.
SO, it's only obvious that they would be made stronger than us.

But, y'know, we can totally just screw this over and say "fuck it" because it's fantasy, and you don't have to give a shit.

I know its a week late but yea, it is definitely fantasy. If it weren't we would have bigger problems. Lol

It's not to do with the amount of stomach acid, it's the action per contact area. Digestion is an action that scales with surface area, so trying to digest something scaled up ten times in length would take a hundred times longer in time, if you had the same strength of enzymes. Producing more acid to compensate won't help because it's the geometry and size of the thing you've eaten that determines the contact area there is to work with.

Then chew your food for fucks sake!

Where's the fun in that?

yeah cause there'd only be 10 times as much acid. cause when a macro is scaled up, they only increase in 2 dimensions. aparently. learn manths. sheesh.

If length gets scaled up ten times, areas are scaled up 100 times, and volumes scaled up 1000 times.

The amount of food is a volume, but contact with the acid is an area. Thousand times as much food with only 100 times as much digestion... one tenth the speed.

So I was right about the slower rate of digestion?

Oh noes, he's gonna hurl!

Superb drawing Mr.P

I do NOT envy the janitors that work there. :P

I wanted to upvote this, but there's no upvote button.

Dammit, Reddit.

Heheh, true that.

And yeah, the relaxed croc is pretty hilarious.x3
Also, is he planning on hurling into the stadium.. because it's a superbowl? Nice play-on-words.

Awesome! I think everyone down there's gonna be... pretty dirty in a second ^.^

LOL! TOTALLY BEEN FAVED! xD

Cody, Guy, and Haggar would like a word with you

Lol at the croc ....also this reminds me of a couple of chaswari images about macro saftey tips XD

well ther is one person in that crowd seems like he planned this since he has the umbrella

really in minnesota come on :(

"Just 'cause it looks tasty doesn't mean you should pick it up off of the ground and take a bite!"

Yeaaaah, my mom was always trying to tell me th-- wait a minute, Vikings? Since when are you in Minnesota?

I'm not, but being from Norway, I figured it was fitting!

Fair enough X) It's worth mentioning though that you don't often see the hazards of wantonly eating things that mostly aren't edible get focused on (prolly for obvious reasons) and this is pic great for playing on that! I giggled.

Hey, leave eating all the metallic objects and stuff to dragons!

That is one of the best safety posters I've seen in a long time!

Cars do make excellent chewtoys - a good mix of crunchy and just tough enough

... but yeah, you don't want to swallow the bits.

Must be somthing you chewed on....

This won't end well.

Me thinks that wasn't thought through very well

The Macro isn't throwing up because he ate the car, it's because he's watching the Vikings play. :3

YOU HEARD ME

whatever game they're at will be postoned on account of nausea

he's gonna need a bigger umbrella.

T-minus three seconds to epic spewage on a massive scale...

ohh that is not going to end well for anyone

ha!

.... excellent!

Yeah this happens all the time with my Dragoness. D:

Then again it's mostly getting drunk on the Dragonbeer.

*laughs at the giant*

Fire in the hole...

That isn't the worst thing that's happened at a Vikings game x3