At last I got off my keester and I present the Illustrated Splot! Not-Swimsuit Edition!

Splot is a chonky, ridiculous Kaiju that was based off of Maxis' SPORE from way back in 2008! She was actually modelled in Spore at one time (with less detail, curse you complexity limits) but with the Sporepedia mostly broken, she's sadly no longer accessible.

She's known for being exceptionally clumsy, any damage she causes to property is usually through blind incompetance performing the simple act of walking. Her eyes are all capable of looking in different directions at once, but her brain does not process the multiple inputs well, leading to... accidents.

Many, many accidents.

She can also travel quite fast despite her half-snail heritage. :)

Light refracted through her crystals SHOULD be able to be focused, but well, she's as good as that as she is with her eyes, so any sneeze from her, spooking her, etc, may cause a kaleidoscope of low-powered (but still potentially dangerous!) ultraviolet energy. This will, honestly, give you a nice tan, but exposure to multiple bursts over a short time can lead to problems associated with ultraviolet overexposure. D:

I had to make up a good reference because I want to get some great pictures of her drawn too! I'd kill to see her in comic book style especially. Sadly, she's not a rich snail dragon and is hoping the right artist comes along that isn't overwhelmingly expensive. At the moment though, I'm too poor to afford _anything_, so that'll come in a few months once I've amassed some savings again... which is to say, once the winter is over enough that the thermostat can be shut off for the summer! :)

MASSIVE thank you's to Chanticleer Evergarden of +CAF+, GLaDOS9000 of tree sand, and Peridot Nightingale of MMnM Niche Market, who actually created the *exact perfect mods* for the ATC Aether Drake by oofantasystormoo that were needed to pretty much reproduce Splot in uncannily decent accuracy! <3