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"HEY GUYS! Tart here! I'm here to talk to you how epic and cool I am! First off, look at these clothes! Aren't they hot as fuck! I know I think so! Second, look at that massive ass! It may look tiny thanks to this awful fucking picture of me, but I swear it's massive! Lastly, I cheat a fuck ton! I don't care about these losers! All acting all high and mighty cuz they're like double my size! THEY WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN I KICK THEM IN THEIR WIDE OPEN FUCKING VAGI-Oh shit! They're waking up. Uuuuh...gotta run!"