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“Introducing the first and only pre-stunk sock puppet on the market, Skunky! This musky little mustelid sock was worn for a solid month by its owner and namesake, before being handed over to our expert craftfolks in order to transform them into these pungent little puppets for your own personal use. And there are so many uses to choose from, including:
• Entertaining friends and loved ones at parties
• Scaring away unwanted guests
• Covering your golf clubs
• Performing stinky puppet shows
• Playing with pets
• Repelling wild deer from your yard (Fun Fact: IRL deer hate the smell of stinky feet/socks and will actually look visibly disgusted when they catch a whiff.)
• Sending smoke signals
• Slowly and creepily turning the puppet towards someone who said something really dumb and have it stare at them blankly 👁👄👁
• Fumigating the house for pests
• Waking up an unconscious person
• Knocking out a conscious person
• Trapping someone in an endless loop of constantly waking and fainting
• Warming your hands
• Freshening the air
• Sniffing*
• Kinky stuff*
And much much more!!! We hope that you enjoy our wonderful, new product for whatever purpose that you may use it for. Thank you so much!
Sincerely, your friends at Corp.Co™️
*We are well aware that at least 90% of consumers will only utilize this product for the latter two purposes.”
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I’m alive! And I have stuff to post. First and foremost, thank you so much
HieloDogWolf for this unbelievably cute pic of a sock puppet Skunky, complete with his trademark stench. I love how adorable this is. 😊
Artist: HieloDogWolf
• Entertaining friends and loved ones at parties
• Scaring away unwanted guests
• Covering your golf clubs
• Performing stinky puppet shows
• Playing with pets
• Repelling wild deer from your yard (Fun Fact: IRL deer hate the smell of stinky feet/socks and will actually look visibly disgusted when they catch a whiff.)
• Sending smoke signals
• Slowly and creepily turning the puppet towards someone who said something really dumb and have it stare at them blankly 👁👄👁
• Fumigating the house for pests
• Waking up an unconscious person
• Knocking out a conscious person
• Trapping someone in an endless loop of constantly waking and fainting
• Warming your hands
• Freshening the air
• Sniffing*
• Kinky stuff*
And much much more!!! We hope that you enjoy our wonderful, new product for whatever purpose that you may use it for. Thank you so much!
Sincerely, your friends at Corp.Co™️
*We are well aware that at least 90% of consumers will only utilize this product for the latter two purposes.”
————————
I’m alive! And I have stuff to post. First and foremost, thank you so much
HieloDogWolf for this unbelievably cute pic of a sock puppet Skunky, complete with his trademark stench. I love how adorable this is. 😊Artist:
HieloDogWolf
Category All / Paw
Species Inanimate
Size 1469 x 2158px
File Size 244.8 kB
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