Shrek 2 BUT General Galapagos 2

Galapagos: "Happily Ever After Potion. Maximum strength. "For you and your true love. "If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine. "Happiness, comfort and beauty divine."

Donkey: You both will be fine?

Galapagos: I guess it means it’ll affect Fiona, too.

Donkey: Hey, man, this don’t feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over. Drop that jug o’ voodoo and let’s get out of here.

Galapagos: It says, "Beauty Divine." How bad can it be? [sniffs] [sneezes]

Donkey: See, you’re allergic to that stuff. You’ll have a reaction. And if you think that I’ll be smearing Vapor Rub over your chest, think again!

Puss in Boots: Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion… allow me to take the first sip. It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you.

Donkey: Oh, no, no. I don’t think so. If there’ll be any animal testing, I’ll do it. That’s the best friend’s job. Now give me that bottle.

Galapagos: How do you feel?

Donkey: I don’t feel any different. I look any different?

Puss in Boots: You still look like an ass to me.

Galapagos: Maybe it doesn’t work on donkeys. Well, here’s to us, honey.

Donkey: Galapagos? You drink that, there’s no going back.

Galapagos: I know.

Donkey: No more wallowing in the mud?

Galapagos: I know.

Donkey: No more itchy scaly butt?

Galapagos: I know!

Donkey: But you love being a tyrannosaurus!

Galapagos: I know! [Gets red in the face but then calms down again] But I love Fiona more.

Donkey: Galapagos, no! Wait!

Galapagos drinks the rest of the potion. His fat belly starts rumbling and inflating a little, and Puss and Donkey take cover behind a fallen log. Galapagos lets out a loud fart with his tail plowing upward and then down again and the two come out from cover. Donkey snuffs two times

Donkey: Wooh, ooh, got to be.. Galapagos I think you grabbed the "Farty Ever After" potion.

Puss in Boots: Maybe it’s a dud.

Galapagos: Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be.