I could've used some of that back in my supermarket days...

Ooooh, his job position should be quite well protected, if he survives the freezing process...

"LOL" just doesn't cover it. Line-reference for the win ^_^

-BC

Oh I dunno. Seems like a perfectly valid reason to me. :3

Yeah, but it's like calling in sick. You can only have it happen so many times before they're wise to you.

-BC

Perhaps you should rotate your tactics. :3 I know from experience that being too swollen to enter the building works like a charm!

LOL.. BC has a "AHHH" expression on.. but he caused it.. Lol.

Well, gotta make it look convincing...plus, carbonite is frack cold dude :P

-BC

Git out offit you bludger! :D

Definitely a good one.

I had a boss once who was a bit spastic and high strung... It was a job I loved to death but people in charge came and left while I mysteriously remained. Anyway, this guy was a complete tweaker. Off the wall constantly. Not that he was a BAD boss or didn't actually KNOW what he was doing, he was just.... insane. And he pushed my buttons and those of my co-workers. I got tired of it and on friday I decided I was not going in to work..... this is where the hilarity ensued.... I had not called to announce that I was leaving him on his own all alone all day on a friday in a movie store in a mall.... :D Well he called up freaking out and cursing me, my mother, your mother, his mother, god, and taco bell while I just sat there calmly listening to the phone and calculating my response when the opening and inspiration I was waiting for finally arrived. I guess it occurred to him to breathe because he paused to do so and then asked me "Why the hell aren't you at work? Who do you think you are leaving me alone on a friday??" To which I calmly replied:

"I'm Batman."

And hung up the phone.

XD that ones good!