I before I prayed and went to bed I sinned, I knew it was wrong and figured that it would be less awkward or disrespectful if I did the wrong thing first took a shower then asked God for forgiveness, instead of asking God for forgiveness then immediately proceeding to sin. As I was taking a shower, some water got stuck in my ear, which is never fun, but thought nothing of it, then shortly afterward the shampoo bottle fell square on my head. I think it was obvious that God was trying to get my attention. If you think we can get away with or lessen the severity of the things we do wrong via a cheap technicality, think again; God doesn't play that game.

Or at least, that's how I interpreted what happened.