This... is a joke at talking to a friend of mine while they were trying to decide if they liked Sage or Scholar more in FFXIV. They have been talking about how they Feel like a Possum these days, so... it came from where it is... The Possum isn't supposed to be anthropomorphic, it is just a possum with boots and gloves stuffed on to it, a loincloth put on, and managing to stand... I ~almost~ put a pet collar on it, but... it didn't quite feel right to have one.

The only remaining question really: What Nation has the 'Trash Sage'? :>

Note for FA: There's no 'Possum' option for species, it actually rather annoys me in this moment. c.c