Val: Sorry pal. You and your buddies are gettin' evicted! *FRRRRRRT* *PSSSSH* Oh yeah~ My favorite part of the job!


This is Val the cartoon vacuum cleaner. A Toon School dropout who was forced to take on a more questionable career in order to survive it in the world. Works as a normal house cleaner, but occasionally a hired “cleaner” for local debt collectors, mob bosses, and other desperate customers. When “on the job” he often makes the debtors and all their belonging disappear. Leaving only a foul cloud of gas behind. He's often asked to permavore people, but he usually hides them for long periods till the coast is clear. As a toon he prefers to avoid causing any real harm to others so most of his prey will often find themselves in an alleyway or the local dump when reformed... months or even years later.


Val always wears a brown bowler hat (cartoon physics prevent it from falling off), speaks like a mobster, and uses an attitude to match when needed. His vacuuming range isn't powerful, so he has to get in somewhat close to consume his target. Being a toon gives him nonsensical abilities like a neck that can stretch to insane lengths, can still move around no matter how bloated he gets, exaggerated expressions, wheels that work like hands and feet, shrink his belly down to hide his meals, etc. Has several body attachments he can swap out when needed. Despite his job he is a toon and prefers to goof around and make others laugh. He especially loves being gassy and enjoys gassy humor.