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Continued from http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5263164
When Xarok killed Crim as punishment for his worst, and gayest debacle yet, the esteemed wolf used his twin axes – imbued with the souls of few demons – to cut him down. Not only did he shatter his bones, but Crimothy’s doggie soul as well, ensuring a proper resurrection could not take place unless all the pieces managed to rejoin. This would likely not happen for a few thousand years, if ever, so things looked real bad for our boy.
However, eVo was on the case. Using secret techniques taught to him in the high peaks of Mt. Fuji by monks (who were pretty old, I’d wager), the bullfrog knew he could gander into the astral plane and find Crim’s bits and pieces. With only his ancient chiblade, which was actually kind of a lot, he set out into the overworld screen to pick his next destination. Unfortunately he ran through tall grass in a forest somewhere and stumbled into a random encounter. –
A WILD eVo APPEARED!
biimy was prepare for tihs momant 4 al his lif....... he lookin 4 a polyfrog all dat and he finely find 1!!!!! it hav wierd name abov hed but bimmy not care cuz he nneded polifrog so he cold get all the pokmon som day .he fastly startr send out dunsparcs his best friedn in the world and got out a pokebal to throe at him onve his hp down...... –
“What the fuck are you doing, kid?” eVo questioned mightily.
“OMG WAHT POLYFRAG NOT TALK !!!!!!!” the boy said, in a strange tongue eVo immediately recognized as being retarded. “ONYL MEYTWO AND PHYCHIC TYPE TALK BUT NOY UU!!!!!!”
The kid was really freaking out, and eVo was tired of his god damned capslock. “Calm down, kid. What’s your name?”
“bimmy” said Bimmy.
eVo frowned. “That’s a stupid name.”
The boy raised his voice again, and exclaimed foolishly, “SUHT UP I AM GOIGN 2 BE POEKEMON MASTER 1 DAY!!!!! I ALREAD HAV BAGE FROM LAVENDAR CITY GEM”
eVo's frown turned upside down; now it was a smirk, “Heh. That’s funny. I’m eVo. You may have heard of me: I’m already a Pokémon master.” It was true, and he had the 1st edition holographic Charizard card to prove it.
“NOT U CANT B MASTER U R JSUT POLYFROG .” eVo quickly pressed the capslock key before the scrub could continue his misguided tirade, but the mere trainer went on, unimpeded: “now i am goin too catch u and get pokedex 4 u.... GO DUNSPARCS!!!!”
“Wait, Dunsparce? Really?” eVo inquired, not believing his circular ears.
“yes he was 1st pokemon i got from lab adn he is cooler tahn all the other pokmon!!!”
“You picked... Dunsparce. As your first Pokémon. Wow, you really dropped the ball on that one, kid.”
A tiny fire visibly burned behind the trainer’s absurd eyes, and he pointed accusingly at the fighting frog. “oh yah well let m show u how good dunspars relly is.......dunsarse USE DRILLS ATTACK!!!!”
The unexplainable winged thing speedily hovered at eVo, spinning its drill tail weirdly. The frog hopped to the side with no real difficulty and struck the creature with an open palm, coruscating with blue potential energy.
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE! flashed across the screen, and the dopey bug flopped to the ground, pretty much dead. eVo sighed, “Fighting beats normal type, kid. Go to bed.” Our friendly neighborhood bullfrog made to walk away, but that kid wouldn’t shut the hell up.
“NOT SO FSAT!!!! GO POKEBALLL!!” He threw the red and white ball with a practiced arm, which hit eVo square on the croaky thing before falling to the ground and sucking him in as red energy. Bimmy pumped his fist, yelling, “YESSS I COUGT POLIFROG!”
But all was for naught, as he watched the ball shake and crack open, dramatically releasing the amphibian.
Rubbing the bridge of what passed for a nose among frogs, eVo spoke, “God damn. Are you a moron? You’re still using regular Pokéballs? You do realize those have a catch rate of like 1x, right?” He none-to-quickly comprehended the folly of his ways, though, and stopped trying. “No, never mind; you’re a lost cause. I’m leaving.”
Before Bimmy could speak another misspelled word, the frog ninja-jumped into the canopy and got the fuck out of there.
(Fun fact: eVo thankfully had several super repels in his bag and didn’t run into another dumbass for a couple of miles at least.)
When Xarok killed Crim as punishment for his worst, and gayest debacle yet, the esteemed wolf used his twin axes – imbued with the souls of few demons – to cut him down. Not only did he shatter his bones, but Crimothy’s doggie soul as well, ensuring a proper resurrection could not take place unless all the pieces managed to rejoin. This would likely not happen for a few thousand years, if ever, so things looked real bad for our boy.
However, eVo was on the case. Using secret techniques taught to him in the high peaks of Mt. Fuji by monks (who were pretty old, I’d wager), the bullfrog knew he could gander into the astral plane and find Crim’s bits and pieces. With only his ancient chiblade, which was actually kind of a lot, he set out into the overworld screen to pick his next destination. Unfortunately he ran through tall grass in a forest somewhere and stumbled into a random encounter. –
A WILD eVo APPEARED!
biimy was prepare for tihs momant 4 al his lif....... he lookin 4 a polyfrog all dat and he finely find 1!!!!! it hav wierd name abov hed but bimmy not care cuz he nneded polifrog so he cold get all the pokmon som day .he fastly startr send out dunsparcs his best friedn in the world and got out a pokebal to throe at him onve his hp down...... –
“What the fuck are you doing, kid?” eVo questioned mightily.
“OMG WAHT POLYFRAG NOT TALK !!!!!!!” the boy said, in a strange tongue eVo immediately recognized as being retarded. “ONYL MEYTWO AND PHYCHIC TYPE TALK BUT NOY UU!!!!!!”
The kid was really freaking out, and eVo was tired of his god damned capslock. “Calm down, kid. What’s your name?”
“bimmy” said Bimmy.
eVo frowned. “That’s a stupid name.”
The boy raised his voice again, and exclaimed foolishly, “SUHT UP I AM GOIGN 2 BE POEKEMON MASTER 1 DAY!!!!! I ALREAD HAV BAGE FROM LAVENDAR CITY GEM”
eVo's frown turned upside down; now it was a smirk, “Heh. That’s funny. I’m eVo. You may have heard of me: I’m already a Pokémon master.” It was true, and he had the 1st edition holographic Charizard card to prove it.
“NOT U CANT B MASTER U R JSUT POLYFROG .” eVo quickly pressed the capslock key before the scrub could continue his misguided tirade, but the mere trainer went on, unimpeded: “now i am goin too catch u and get pokedex 4 u.... GO DUNSPARCS!!!!”
“Wait, Dunsparce? Really?” eVo inquired, not believing his circular ears.
“yes he was 1st pokemon i got from lab adn he is cooler tahn all the other pokmon!!!”
“You picked... Dunsparce. As your first Pokémon. Wow, you really dropped the ball on that one, kid.”
A tiny fire visibly burned behind the trainer’s absurd eyes, and he pointed accusingly at the fighting frog. “oh yah well let m show u how good dunspars relly is.......dunsarse USE DRILLS ATTACK!!!!”
The unexplainable winged thing speedily hovered at eVo, spinning its drill tail weirdly. The frog hopped to the side with no real difficulty and struck the creature with an open palm, coruscating with blue potential energy.
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE! flashed across the screen, and the dopey bug flopped to the ground, pretty much dead. eVo sighed, “Fighting beats normal type, kid. Go to bed.” Our friendly neighborhood bullfrog made to walk away, but that kid wouldn’t shut the hell up.
“NOT SO FSAT!!!! GO POKEBALLL!!” He threw the red and white ball with a practiced arm, which hit eVo square on the croaky thing before falling to the ground and sucking him in as red energy. Bimmy pumped his fist, yelling, “YESSS I COUGT POLIFROG!”
But all was for naught, as he watched the ball shake and crack open, dramatically releasing the amphibian.
Rubbing the bridge of what passed for a nose among frogs, eVo spoke, “God damn. Are you a moron? You’re still using regular Pokéballs? You do realize those have a catch rate of like 1x, right?” He none-to-quickly comprehended the folly of his ways, though, and stopped trying. “No, never mind; you’re a lost cause. I’m leaving.”
Before Bimmy could speak another misspelled word, the frog ninja-jumped into the canopy and got the fuck out of there.
(Fun fact: eVo thankfully had several super repels in his bag and didn’t run into another dumbass for a couple of miles at least.)
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