Well well, look who decided to throw down with the Yu-Gi-Oh queen of the skate park? And look who lost spectacularly! Did you draw a single useful trap card? Were you misplaying those spells on purpose? I bet your boss monster wound up being milled straight into the graveyard. After all, you wouldn't throw a game just to make a girl feel good about herself would you? Not Corona at least. Not when epic humiliation is on the line.
You knew the rules going in. 8000 life points, classic format, all cards legal, one mulligan allowed. Oh, and the loser has to lick the winner's feet. One well aimed white lightning later, and it's time to pay up. Back in my day, we called this a shadow game.

Thunk!

Bone apple tea. It's spicy bunny feet for lunch. >:3


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And if you like them extra spicy and fresh out of the oven, have a sweaty version too: https://sta.sh/0rfxq19vfzc