THIS IS MY NEW FURSONA, BLUE TOXIC WAFFLE.
I'M NO LONGER A DACHSHUND, THEY'RE SO BORING!
BLUE TOXIC WAFFLE IS PART WOLF, JACKAL, COYOTE, DRAGON, HUSKY, CAT, TIGER, LEOPARD, PANTHER, AND GOD!

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME, I SHOP AT HOT TOPIC EVERYDAY, MY FAVORITE BAND IS BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR, AND I SAY RAWR ALL OF THE TIME. AND I LOVE GIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T STEAL THIS GUYS, YOU WILL REGRET IT!I WILL TRACK U DOWN, L REPORT AND BAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!































<font size="-2">Happy April Fools, guys :)</font>