A little invention of mine, quite popular among Czech furries.

The label says:


Lahodny Yiff = Yummy Yiff

Preparation:

Divide content by 800ml
of water to get 1100ml
of sweet natural Yiff.

Fat amount: 8% minimal.
Dried fatless Yiff: 20% minimal.

Average nutritional value in 100g:

Energy...............1393 kJ
Proteins.............7.5g
Sugars...............54.8g
Fat..................9.0g


Producer: Yiffyworks Janysov
Perverse street 666, Janysov
Czech republic
https://www.janysworks.net


Evaporated sweet Yiff

Has all nutritional values
of of regular Yiff, but it's
more digestible and microbe-
free, and therefore suitable
for kids and convalescents.
It's use is universal. Fits
great in a coffee, tea, in
preparation of all sweet
doughs and sauces.

Contents: Spooge, sugar. Keep
at temperatures less than 24°C.
Date of manufacture/expiry is
on the top of can. Consume soon
after opening. Recycle the cans.
Use the unused content for
inhumane purposes.

Yiffyworks Janysov Ltd.
Sponsor: Lokosicek's Full Moon Industries


Written by Janys
Kindly translated by Lokosicek

yiffcan is © janys