Or I could intervene and distract the pup so Snow can get his uniform dry. *Slips the silly pup into not only matching pink mittens and booties but very thick ones so those paws are useless then changes said silly pup into a much thicker diaper as her current one is far too thin to last before resting you on my chest as a puppy-burrito*

Don't worry Snow, I've got you covered this round. *Winks at the puppy-burrito then cups both the back of his head and his entire padded seat so you're stuck all curled up with any resistance resulting in more body heat exposure and newborn-puppy treatment, starting with unavoidable between the ears head pets and non-stop, constant diaper pats*